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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:16 am 
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Cath-o-lic Gurlz...<br><br>Image<br><br>with their tiny little moustache<br><br>Image<br><br>Cath-o-lic Gurlz...<br><br>Image<br><br>Hey, she gave me VD!<br><br>Image<br><br>

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:14 am 
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Don't you boys know any nice sawngs??<br><br>Image

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:24 am 
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Dreamed I was an eskimo<br><br>Image<br><br>Frozen wind began to blow<br><br>Image<br><br>Under my boots and around my toes<br><br>Image

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:46 am 
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I'm gonna RAM IT,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>RAM IT,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>RAM IT,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>Ram it up your POOP SHOOT!<br><br>Image<br><br><br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:12 am 
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[center]Image[/center]<br>[center][sup]l.a. in the summer of '69[/sup][/center]<br><br>[center]Image[/center][center][sup]1 went downtown & [/sup][/center] <br><br>[center]Image[/center] [center][sup]bought me some wine[/sup][/center]<br><br><br>[center]Image[/center][center][sup]oh, i drank it down under the table<br>[/sup][/center]<br><br><br>[center]Image[/center]<br>[center][sup]i said watch me know i'm goan' eat the label[/sup][/center]<br><br><br>[center]Image[/center]<br>[center][sup]cause i'm a wino man[/sup][/center]

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 10:23 am 
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Image<br><br>I did it. <br>I called the police. <br>They'll be here any second!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:27 pm 
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I'm a beaiful guy<br><br>Image<br><br>And you have walked by<br><br>Image<br><br>And I gave you the eye<br><br>Image<br><br>But you pretend to be shy<br><br>Image

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:36 am 
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Why does it hurt when I pee?<br> <br>Image<br><br> <br>Why does it hurt when I pee?<br> <br>Image<br><br> <br>I dont want no Docta' to stick no needle in me!<br> <br>Image<br><br> <br>Why does it hurt when I pee-eee-eee??<br><br>Image<br><br><br><br>I got it from the toi-let seat,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>I got it from the toi-let sea-ee-eet,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>It jumped right up,<br><br>Image<br><br><br>and grabbed my meat!<br><br>Image<br><br><br>I got it from the toi-let seat!<br><br>Image<br><br><br>AYE YAY YAY!<br><br>Image<br><br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2003 8:51 am 
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HELP, I'M A ROCK!<br><br>Image<br><br><br>HELP, I'M A ROCK!<br><br>Image<br><br><br>HELP, I'M A ROCK!<br><br>Image<br><br><br>HELP, I'M A ROCK!<br><br>Image

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:52 pm 
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[center][img width=70 height=70]http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/travesmilies/smilie_staub.gif[/img][/center][center][sup]sofa<br>(the instrumental)[/sup][/center]

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:19 am 
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Hey yeah, don't do that.  :o   ;)<br><br>Wow J.D. , that's pretty good.<br>Do another!<br><br>On with the show ~

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:14 am 
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Hob-noblin<br><br>Image <br><br><br>Wit de goblin <br><br>Image<br><br><br>She's black 'n green <br>'Cause it's Halloween<br><br>Image <br><br><br>Raggedy black <br>Is the way she dress<br><br>Image <br><br><br>Little green shoes <br><br>Image<br><br><br>'N her hair's a mess <br><br>Image<br><br><br>On Halloween night <br>At de costume ball <br><br>Image<br><br><br>She's a Goblin Girl <br>An' she can gobble it all <br><br>Image<br><br>

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:33 am 
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Hey hey hey !<br><br>No fightin on my thread!<br><br>Take it outside mister.<br><br>Image<br><br>(Ya' gotta nip these things in the bud before they get out of hand...)

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:37 am 
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Oh shit.   ANDY!!<br><br>Image

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Now you've done it.<br><br>You've fucked up the whole thing!<br><br>Image<br><br>ANDY! HE FUCKED UP THE WHOLE THING!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:06 am 
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Well, what I like to do, is to keep a cool head.<br>You can't be on your toes if you're hot headed.<br>We gotta keep peace in this here neighborhood.<br><br>Image<br><br>What do you say about it Fred?<br><br><br>Image<br><br>I'd make a friend.

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[quote author=Thing-Fish2003 link=board=general;num=1054822595;start=15#27 date=06/10/03 at 14:08:19]Let's all ignore jimmie d, like (some of us) ignore c h /-\ r l e s_be/-\r, MMMKAY?<br>Image[/quote]<br><br>But that might lead to another homicide...<br><br>Image

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Now listen.<br><br>When I'm not here, Barney's in charge.<br><br>Image<br><br>And I believe he asked you fellas to take it outside...

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Some of the folks in this town need to simmer down.<br>Stop and smell the roses, I say.<br>Life's too short.<br>Re-lax.<br><br>Image

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