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PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:06 am 
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OMG! Like, gag me with a spoon, like FB is like so totally like, tubular you know? And there's some beasties on there so like, I'm sure! Barf out! OMG! LOL Gotta go Fred Bilitnikoff's son and I are like BFFL we just like clicked, ya know, like we met yesterday and now we're like BFFL & in luv! LOL!!!


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Right now, transferring my vinyl of Pelican, Forever Becoming onto the computer. It is the only double disc 45 rpm vinyl that also sells as a single cd full length album that I have ever bought.

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Strike that. Maybe I have more of those than I thought as there is also, music for a French elevator and other oddities by the Books.

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First base

That's Jackie Robinson. I only knew he played second base and third base. But I checked, and he did indeed play first base as well. Usually first base is reserved for a big, slow guy with a crappy arm...

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Usually first base is reserved for a big, slow guy with a crappy arm...

Yep, that's just what I tell all those fat/obese kids that think they can play ball! How's first base sound to ya? But they gotta hit it outta the park too. Depending on how little the other team is I'll let them pitch an inning or two. Scares the crap outta the little midget's! :twisted: :mrgreen: :shock: :wink: :wink:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
Usually first base is reserved for a big, slow guy with a crappy arm...

Yep, that's just what I tell all those fat/obese kids that think they can play ball! How's first base sound to ya? But they gotta hit it outta the park too. Depending on how little the other team is I'll let them pitch an inning or two. Scares the crap outta the little midget's! :twisted: :mrgreen: :shock: :wink: :wink:

The fat kids usually get typecast as catchers too. They make a good backstop.


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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
Usually first base is reserved for a big, slow guy with a crappy arm...

Yep, that's just what I tell all those fat/obese kids that think they can play ball! How's first base sound to ya? But they gotta hit it outta the park too. Depending on how little the other team is I'll let them pitch an inning or two. Scares the crap outta the little midget's! :twisted: :mrgreen: :shock: :wink: :wink:

The fat kids usually get typecast as catchers too. They make a good backstop.

If they're short and fat it makes a good target for the pitcher too! :wink: :mrgreen:

In keeping with the topic, I had a slow change up we called the Fat Ball, which I served up to the big slow hitters. They were usually catchers or obese First Base players. But if they could hit it out of the park I'd just bean 'em on the first pitch. Made them real nervous next time up, so 3 quick inside Fast Balls would get 'em out pronto! :wink: :twisted:

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