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<br>[quote author=L_Jon_Hubbub link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=105#116 date=09/20/02 at 17:33:21]<br>Warren's new dildo<br>anatomic'ly erect<br>stick it up yer ass<br>[/quote]<br>So, L Jon Hubbub, <br>What's that you are sitting on,<br>Warren's Old Dildo?<br><br>Ever seen the Zanzini Bros. Sodomy Trick?  Jones Crushin'!<br><br>Come on, is that the best you guys can do?  Lets get the drool outta the gutter and back in the alley (no pun intended).<br><br>Concentration Drool.<br><br>

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[quote author=L_Jon_Hubbub link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=120#120 date=09/20/02 at 18:54:52]<br>Haiku ain't that hard<br>Neither is my long wop dick<br>when I see your mom<br>[/quote]<br>My Mother's a Saint<br>With kindness beyond reproach<br>You don't have a Mom?  :'(<br><br>Note to hubbub- I'll bet my Mom is better looking than any Mom you ever fucked, including your own!  How was that anyway?  I guess, like incest, it's all relative.

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A drooling savant<br>A lonely electrician<br>has too much free time

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<br>[quote author=L_Jon_Hubbub link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=120#122 date=09/20/02 at 19:10:45]<br>A drooling savant<br>A lonely electrician<br>has too much free time<br>[/quote]<br>Unfortunately<br>I have to agree, hubbub,<br>I've lots of free time!<br><br>Jealous?  :-*

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Since you have the time<br>go buy Warren's new dildo<br>Squirm with ecstacy<br><br>I have to go now<br>Your mom pulled in my driveway<br>She gives me money

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[quote author=drooling_savant link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=60#74 date=09/19/02 at 23:25:13]<br>Nobody reads these<br>And there's no one to stop me<br>Except mabey Keith!<br>[/quote]<br>No that isn't true.<br>Read them all-laughed at a few.<br>Wish I could Haiku.

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[quote author=L_Jon_Hubbub link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=120#124 date=09/20/02 at 19:51:20]<br>Since you have the time<br>go buy Warren's new dildo<br>Squirm with ecstacy<br>[/quote]<br>Sounds interesting, <br>But I've better things to do <br>Than to act like you<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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<br>[quote author=sir_galoot link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=120#125 date=09/20/02 at 19:51:54]<br><br>No that isn't true.<br>Read them all-laughed at a few.<br>Wish I could Haiku. <br>[/quote]<br>Thanks for your kind words<br>Can't hit them ALL outta here<br>Good for some nyuk-nyuks!

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<br>[quote author=L_Jon_Hubbub link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=120#124 date=09/20/02 at 19:51:20]<br>Since you have the time<br>go buy Warren's new dildo<br>Squirm with ecstacy<br><br>I have to go now<br>Your mom pulled in my driveway<br>She gives me money<br>[/quote]<br>Don't compare my Mom;<br>Beauty and Intellegence,<br>With your Mom; Long gone.<br>

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One Hundred Thirty<br>Haiku postings in two days!<br>Is that a record?

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Here's another in our fine series of Haiku Re-Masters.<br>[quote author=drooling_savant link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=90#92 date=09/20/02 at 02:03:25]<br>My Haiku Treatise<br>Will surely be remembered<br>By High School Sweethearts<br><br>or behind door #2...<br><br>My Haiku Treatise<br>Will surely be forgotten<br>By High School Sweethearts<br>[/quote]<br>My High School Treehouse<br>Will surely be forgotten<br>By Naked Girlfriends<br><br>or behind door #2...<br><br>Our Grateful Dead Days<br>Will surely be remembered<br>Through High School Freak Outs<br><br>Don't ya just Love Grateful Dead Bookends?  ;)

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Werewolves of London<br>Bring Lawyers Guns and Money<br>Thanks Warren Zevon!

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Some people must think<br>That I created this thread;<br>I was invited.<br><br>Note to all:  Use the "print" function on the Z-board and you get a birds-eye view of this mess.  Careful not to think forward while reading back posts - that's college direction.<br><br>My Haikus are strict property of ZFT and DST "drooling silly today", and may be laughed at, at any time!<br><br>OK.... you can start laughing now.. :-/

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Chartruse behavior<br>Indigo de otter whey<br>Drool run down my peg

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P.I.N.K.Y.<br>Sixty-nine ninety-five Boy<br>Give her to hubbub!<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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Eatey Mo Meaty<br>Mo veggebletables too<br>She's Anorexic.

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Let's have a picnic!<br>Don't forget the weenies and<br>The ice cream for crow.

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"Music is the best"<br>Should not be used except the<br>Way Frank intended.<br> <br>For Gail.

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I love Zoot Allures<br>I love Burnt Weenie Sandwich<br>Hot Rats is O.K.  ::)

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Some probably think<br>"Mentation Mastrubation"<br>When they read Haikus

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Jerry Garcia;<br>Banjo moon in tye-dyed sky.<br>I never knew you.<br><br>note: Thank you Warrnen Haynes for "Patchwork Quilt"

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Old Slob Jerry G<br>Meandering music that<br>goes straight to Blandville

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<br>[quote author=Roger_Daltrys_Cape link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=135#144 date=09/21/02 at 11:19:42]<br>Old Slob Jerry G<br>Meandering music that<br>goes straight to Blandville<br>[/quote]<br>Obvious to all<br>You have no taste in music<br>Your breath smells like shit!<br>

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