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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:25 am 
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[quote author=Mattie_Told_Hattie link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=15#29 date=09/19/02 at 01:04:03]<br>But if Drool is slack<br>Not counting his syllables<br>I can never win<br>[/quote]<br>One, two, fee, four, five,<br>For the first line, next seven,<br>Then once again, five<br><br>Is three two sylables?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:31 am 
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<br>[quote author=Mattie_Told_Hattie link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=30#32 date=09/19/02 at 01:21:45]<br>I feel really cheap<br>Racking up the posts this way<br>Muffins must be earned.<br>[/quote]<br>Who cares about points?<br>All I really care about<br>Is the Sun and Moon

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:34 am 
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<br>[quote author=Mattie_Told_Hattie link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=30#33 date=09/19/02 at 01:26:47]<br>The Grand Wazoo's cool<br>But here's something I like more:<br>Waka/Jawaka.<br>[/quote]<br>One thing we agree<br>When it comes to cool FZ<br>Waka/Jawaka

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:37 am 
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<br>[quote author=Mattie_Told_Hattie link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=30#34 date=09/19/02 at 01:29:09]<br>Thank you for this thread <br>When I have nothing to say<br>I can still post here.<br>[/quote]<br>A nice place to hang<br>Until interesting posts<br>Rear their ugly heads

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[quote author=Mattie_Told_Hattie link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=30#31 date=09/19/02 at 01:15:52]<br>Let's all bitch and moan<br>Like that Whining Drooling boy<br>About OZ's price.<br>[/quote]<br>OZ not delivered<br>Three weeks after I ordered<br>Had to re-order<br><br>Forty-Two Dollars!<br>Two times more and one half less<br>Than Dick's Picks Fourteen!<br><br>Im a winin' boy<br>Babe I don't deny my name<br>What do you stand for?<br><br>Mattie_Told_Hattie<br>Once again you are no match.<br>Mister Drool to you!

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<br>[quote author=Sebastiaan link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=30#41 date=09/19/02 at 11:11:50]<br>Of course it is a BIG secret, but Drool and Mattie are actual THE SAME PERSON!!!  :o :o :o <br>(ok Mr. White Person, you're right)<br><br>Dr. Jekyl or Mr. Hide<br>Greggery or Peccary<br>Now you see it, now you don't!  <br><br> <br>[/quote]<br><br>I stand for what's right<br>Mattie stands for Status Quo<br>Can you make the call?<br><br>If I was Mattie, <br>And thank goodness I am NOT, <br>I would drown myself.

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Fifty Grand a year,<br>Would you spend it foolishly?<br>Even a Million? <br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:08 am 
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I sit in my chair<br>Thinking of five sylables;<br>23fnord!<br><br>Illuminatus<br>By Robert Anton Wilson<br>23fnord!<br><br>Twenty three in front<br>Fnord bringing up the rear<br>23fnord!<br><br>All I can afford<br>are CD's in the used bins<br>23fnord!<br><br>Hattie in a Ford<br>Something you see everyday<br>23fnord!<br><br>It seems so silly<br>To use 23fnord<br>in all my Haikus<br><br>Seven is my goal<br>For my Haikus containing<br>23fnord!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:26 am 
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There once was a man from Nantucket<br>Who had one soooo long he could suck it!<br>He said with a grin,<br>As he wiped off his chin,<br>"Forty-Two dollars for OZ?  Oh Fuck it!"<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 2:54 pm 
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I am sooooooooooooo lonely<br>There's no one to Haiku with<br>Poor pithy-full me<br><br>"We want low prices"<br>An annonomous post read<br>From drooling savant?<br><br>

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 3:35 pm 
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Drool's Haiku poems <br>Omnipresent in nature<br>Find Zappaphiles

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Sometime way back when<br>I was bit by Evelyn<br>A modified dog

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Zappa stuff costs bucks<br>Now I want to get my share<br>Haiku Copyrights?<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 4:06 pm 
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<br>[quote author=white_person link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=0#0 date=09/18/02 at 16:40:09]<br>The winner(s) will be awarded the title, "Grand Wazoo Of Haiku".<br>HAIKU! Gesundheit.  ;)<br>[/quote]<br>Since there is a title of "Hir Grandious Wazoozieness" that will be awarded to the one with the most HOT AIR and KNOWITALLNESS in their posts, may I suggest the following title for the winner of this wonderfully fun Haiku battle page:<br><br>"Hir High Haikookieness"

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<br>[quote author=white_person link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=45#52 date=09/19/02 at 19:02:41]<br>Mattie_Told_Hattie told Drool he's a fool<br>Drool told Mattie_Told_Hattie he's batty<br>Something of an ongoing duel, but it's cool<br>'Cause I'm just sitting here honkin' on a fatty<br><br>LAUGH NOW!<br>[/quote]<br>What's that you smokin'?<br>Gym sock from Black and still damp? <br>That's college rythym!<br><br>APPLESAUSE!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 4:28 pm 
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Like Slaves in the South<br>Singing that Gospel music<br>Posting Messages<br>

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What I wouldn't give<br>To be known amongst my peers<br>As the Big Haikuna!  8)

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Wash those sticky hands<br>Before you handle those tapes<br>Drool is not sticky.  :'(

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Wooziewazoozie<br>Greatgooglymoogly<br>Twentythreeskeedoo<br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~<br><br>

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Thought provoking posts<br>Are mine compared to Mattie's<br>Mattie's not funny  :'(

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