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Howlin' Wolf, Muddy,<br>Roy Buchannan, Albert King,<br>and Albert Collins.  8)<br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 10:57 pm 
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Just like Christmas<br>Waking up after you sleep<br>To find all these posts

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:03 pm 
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My Haiku Treatise<br>Will surely be remembered<br>By High School Sweethearts<br><br>or behind door #2...<br><br>My Haiku Treatise<br>Will surely be forgotten<br>By High School Sweethearts

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:06 pm 
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"The closer you are, <br>The brighter the stars in the..."<br>WILL YOU TURN THAT DOWN!!!!?

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Harmonica Drool,<br>As I'm well known in these parts, <br>Will play Blues for you.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:21 pm 
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Bats flying all 'round,<br>Crickets chirping tempos slow<br>Full Moon's on the rise!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:23 pm 
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Frankenstien Movies, <br>You're sure to see them alot<br>On Creature Features!<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:29 pm 
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I post here so much<br>Can't get a word in edgewise<br>Go to bed Savant!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:33 pm 
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You getting hungry?<br>Avoid dangerous kitchens, <br>Buy store bought muffins.<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:37 pm 
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Magic and Mystic<br>The dance 'round planets and stars,<br>Outside Influence

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:49 pm 
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I looked to my left<br>I can't believe that I'm a<br>Four Star General!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2002 11:59 pm 
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George Tirebiter<br>Is running for Dog Killer<br>Register to vote!<br><br><br><br><br>

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Here's your grub cakes dear<br>Don't eat with your hands son, use<br>Your entrenching tool.

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Hey, don't crush that dwarf!<br>Firesign Theatre sez,<br>Hand me the pliers.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2002 12:09 am 
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It's Nitrous Oxide<br>That enables one to see<br>23fnord!

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Oh, Nitrous Oxide<br>You can't do that shit no more<br>Just say N2O!

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If my OZ was here<br>You bet I'd be having a<br>Full Moon Baloon!<br><br><br>~Use the print function at the top of the page to get an easy to read format of all Haikus.  Enjoy!~

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2002 12:17 am 
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I call this one "Narcosis"<br><br>Flotsem and Jetsem<br>Foamy bubbles rise above<br>The air is rare here

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I think you'll notice<br>In bouts that involve my posts,<br>I have the last word!<br><br>Shadowboxing the Apocalypse

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Here are the first of the Haiku Re-masters!  Get'em while they're hot!<br>[quote author=drooling_savant link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=0#4 date=09/18/02 at 18:49:58]<br>Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my dick grow hard!<br>I Love Grateful Dead!<br><br>Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my pussy wet!<br>I Love Frank Zappa!<br>[/quote]<br>Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my Dick's Picks hard!<br>I Love Grateful Dead!<br><br>Music from the Vault<br>Really makes my Pumpkin bark!<br>I Love Frank Zappa!<br>

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Booger Bear Reports<br>Something Frank would do on stage<br>To make fun of Ruth!

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Let's Get Together<br>My Brothers and My Sisters<br>Haiku ain't that hard!

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Install Reminder <br>Go the Fuck away right now<br>Listening to Frank

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<br>[quote author=Roger_Daltrys_Cape link=board=general&num=1032396010&start=105#115 date=09/20/02 at 16:15:58]<br>Install Reminder <br>Go the Fuck away right now<br>Listening to Frank<br>[/quote]<br>Roger Daltrys Cape<br>Odors gagged me much like a <br>Rancid Sears Pancho<br><br>Can you rinse it off do you suppose?<br><br>Don't like my comments?<br>How do you think I got here?<br>Listening to Frank!

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