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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 4:13 am 
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday(what's his name again?)Ben? Ya,Ben,Happy Birthday toooo you!
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I was born under a wonderin' star. Eastwood and Marvin,in P.Y.W. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 7:26 am 
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"No, I'm not our father."

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Now i know where we are,where IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:02 am 
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baddy wrote:
"I got your gun."

"No, I'm not our father."

:lol:

"I like this ship!"

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:42 pm 
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Fear is our ally the gasoline will be ours. Then, You shall have your revenge. There has been to much violence, Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your life's. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.... George W. Bush (aka...Humungus)

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So, her name is Nyota?

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So, her name is Nyota?
"Who's the mouth breather under the bed?"

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 8:05 pm 
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Ed Norton in 25th hour ..

[Monty standing in the men's bathroom, talking to himself in a mirror with a "FUCK YOU" written on it]

Monty Brogan: Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind.
Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city.
And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil.
And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!
Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent.
Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers.
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.


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Monty Brogan: No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:43 am 
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Get in the car...GET IN THE CAR!!!

From every action movie I have seen.


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 8:28 am 
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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 9:59 pm 
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Well? We can't just let all those little Buckaroos down!? Now can we!? Clint Eastwood in Bronco Billy! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 9:54 am 
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"all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" -the Shining

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 11:21 am 
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator: If it can bleed we can kill em!

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 12:16 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Get in the car...GET IN THE CAR!!!

From every action movie I have seen.

You can add to that, "He was dead when I got here.".

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:29 pm 
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"Irony can be pretty ironic" - William Shatner from Airplane II - The Sequel

Awful movie but I love that quote.

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:31 pm 
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catpuke wrote:
Plook wrote:
Get in the car...GET IN THE CAR!!!

From every action movie I have seen.

You can add to that, "He was dead when I got here.".


And horror films:

I have a bad feeling about this.


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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 1:36 pm 
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"and don't call me Shirly" Leslie Neilson in Airplane :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2009 11:10 pm 
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another overused phrase: "let's get outta here!"

and in a car chase, cars go through a market, first auto knocks over a fruit cart, guy fixes it just in time for the next car to topple it. at some point, the guy throws something on the ground in disgust.

not in a movie, exactly, but when watching a horror movie, the stereotype is some black guy yelling, "get outta there!" it's true, and comedian brian pohesn does a great bit about people who ruin movies....and it's not who you'd think......

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If he dies, I'll bleedin' kill him! (Blue Money)

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Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. (Did Dorothy really say that?) Wish I had $10 from every time I said that in a slightly odd situation.

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Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: [sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball] Here, sir, play with this.

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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:30 pm 
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"make him an offer he can't refuse"

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"Open the pod bay doors HAL"

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Pilgrim: Hey, have you got any hairs up your nose?
Frenssen: Why?
Pilgrim: I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?

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Go fuk#uk youself

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