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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:22 am 
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Ah-ya, Wing Commander is noyce, see why?-)


Merlin "Paladin" Gandalf speaking from The Tigerclaw

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all tried, nothing accomplished, how weird is that? ..ney, only jesting. When having finished patrolling, checking all systems, giving more advise and stuff I'm going to fetch our Wing Commander's baby and fly back to Earth

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..out of my way, whahh. ....how long does one walk from Venus to Copenhagen eg? think I wait until it's day again, cannot see the planet. Tell the Ka'im that he gets the full narration tomorrow.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:50 am 
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Lead Charactor: I'm getting a divorce...
Casuel Friend: Why you getting divorced?
Lead Charactor: My first wife fucked up my marriage...


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:28 am 
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Rising Sun,Sean Connery-Wesley Snipes.The duo delve into intrigue and sex.All in Japan,check it out.....,

.Sean to Wesley...about a girl of course.....ready?..
"Always leave the cage door open.So the bird can come home".

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:53 pm 
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"The Blues Brothers" had a lot of great quotes, like this one:

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Barmaid: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got Country, AND Western!"


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The Mayor: "Intent to commit rape? How did you establish that?"

Inspector Callaghan: Well when a naked man is chasing a women down an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he aint out collecting for the red cross"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:45 am 
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"It puts the lotion on its body"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:03 pm 
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How did he do such fantastic stunts...with such little feet?

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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I don't know."

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"You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!"

Jonathan played by Jack Nicholson in Carnal Knowledge

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"The first rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?"

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:39 am 
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One of my favorites:

PA anouncement in crowded movie theater in the 1950's Vincent Price movie "The Tingler":

"Don't panic, just scream for your lives".


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:55 pm 
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The Graduate.
Dustin Hoffman to Anne Bancroft;
"Mrs.Robinson are you trying to seduce me?"
Cue music;
Simon & Garfunkle:"Hello darkness my old friend". 8)

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Forget it Jake.... It's CHINATOWN.

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"She's my sister. She's my daughter. She's my sister! She's my daughter! SHE'S MY SITER AND MY DAUGHTER!!" :shock: :shock:

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:52 am 
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Apollo Firteen:

"Houston?"
"What!"
"Who's been the bugger what conjured up the idea for this journey, pray? it's New Moon, we can see no nothing, even less could tell where to go, not to speak of where to land. Any ideas, you spaecialists?"
"Hmm, okay, a change of plans then. Just send out a distress signal so the world will take notice once more and ... you know what, we's sure that you're going to come up with some stunning stories. You have the go, give us a show."
"Hallo-hallo, somephing went weird here, all instruments have gone bonkers, the onboard sounds are playing chart music and according to our astro-maps has our captain not the slightest clue."
"Awright, copy that. Uno momento..... we now believe that you might probably need a cosmic strip first.."

...meanwhile in an adjacent sunny system the femaliens huddled around the wireless are preparing for a proper explorer cruiser amoruh.

--Apollo G. Spark in the Dark, exploding gas-bottles, vertigoin' and no chance to get that ship back on course, temps beyond freezing, not enough energy etc, you know the probs probably.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:26 am 
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"Whatch out a pile of crap!"

From - Trailing Sir I iratate... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:29 pm 
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Ford: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

Ford: Didn't you think it was strange I was trying to shake hands with a car?
Arthur: I assumed you were drunk.
Ford: I thought cars were the dominant lifeform. I was trying to introduce myself.

Ford: What's with the whole two-head thing?
Zaphod: Oh, yeah, apparently you can't be president with a whole brain.

Arthur Dent: What are you doing?
Ford Prefect: Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur Dent: What's so wrong about being drunk?
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"Godzilla! Goodbye, Godzilla! Come back soon!"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:38 am 
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"Why, this is not the ape-house from the Noo Yorker Zoo, pups. And mum, that dragon could do with some foils, what you think? hey, pass us the spliff, will ya?" :roll: .. remarks from ey little brat next to me overheard at a cinema show. Not one of the better day really, because the other side had been occupied by some beauty queens who originally wanted to see The Simpson Film, all the time searching for shelter around me when it became a bit ..oh, just getting a phone call from Nemo, Plook on the other line ... catch ya la'er then, t'da.

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Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

Ed: Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?

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Clint Eastwood to Hal Holbrook. Magnum Force:"Man's got to know his limitations".

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:57 pm 
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The Sting.
Doyle Lonnegan to anyone; "You foller?"

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The Sting:
Newman:"So your not stickin' around for your cut"?
Redford:"Naw.............,I'd just blow it".

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:33 am 
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That man was George Zip.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:47 pm 
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The Ca'tain wrote:

Ah-ya, Wing Commander is noyce, see why?-)


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the race humans are fighting, wha-whahh !)


Wa? a horde of rodents? on the display.

have we nothing better to do?

Noeu, in effect not come to think of it.

Yeah, yippieh.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:23 pm 
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Are you stupid?

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