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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:53 pm 
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The Clive Bundy school of "happy negro thoughts". "They's much happier pickin' cotton, really. They need something they know how to do, other than breed and collect welfare. They were much happier as slaves." - Clive Bundy. No shit. :roll:

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The Clive Bundy school of "happy negro thoughts". "They's much happier pickin' cotton, really. They need something they know how to do, other than breed and collect welfare. They were much happier as slaves." - Clive Bundy. No shit. :roll:

True! And not only that, but they's so happy when you hang 'em from a tree branch, that they dance a little jig!

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The Clive Bundy school of "happy negro thoughts". "They's much happier pickin' cotton, really. They need something they know how to do, other than breed and collect welfare. They were much happier as slaves." - Clive Bundy. No shit. :roll:

True! And not only that, but they's so happy when you hang 'em from a tree branch, that they dance a little jig!

"What's that hanging from your neighbors tree? Looks like happy negro folks to me." - Clive Bundy!

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yea Bundy doesn't recognize the US government, whiner ,does he even know what a slave was?

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Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for
The very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me
On sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

‘Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some
Floe-resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down
And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...

What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girls, yo hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always looks for
da black box first'

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just plain doug wrote:
Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for
The very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me
On sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

‘Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some
Floe-resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down
And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...

What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girls, yo hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always looks for
da black box first'



You know that would almost be funny had it not been written with the Ebonics text, maybe just me but what did that add to the joke, or you just poking fun at dialect .

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You know that would almost be funny had it not been written with the Ebonics text, maybe just me but what did that add to the joke, or you just poking fun at dialect .

The joke is as I found it. I don't know who wrote it, nor why that person chose to write it in this fashion.
I just read it. said, to myself, "That is a bad joke." And put it on the bad joke thread.
If you want, you may change it to Oxford English, and put your version on a good joke thread. Or, maybe a better-than-before joke thread.
But, in the end... it's just a bad joke.
Right??

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More like down right bigoted, ummmmm, correct ,not funny.

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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette* would get you the same bad joke punch line without dumbing down a race. Nobodies right when every bodies wrong in this case. imho of course.

On the other hand I laughed because it was such a bad joke and it is in "The Bad Joke Thread" where it belongs.

Fair enough right?? I think so. It's not like jpd made this up off the top of his head, he just copied it as is. :|



*for y'all that are slow, the brunette is the only one with a black box between her knees outta the three! :mrgreen: (sorry ladies)

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For fuck sakes lighten up, ITS A JOKE!


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For fuck sakes lighten up, ITS A JOKE!

No, it's a Bad Joke and why are you yelling?

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette* would get you the same bad joke punch line without dumbing down a race. Nobodies right when every bodies wrong in this case. imho of course.

On the other hand I laughed because it was such a bad joke and it is in "The Bad Joke Thread" where it belongs.

Fair enough right?? I think so. It's not like jpd made this up off the top of his head, he just copied it as is. :|



*for y'all that are slow, the brunette is the only one with a black box between her knees outta the three! :mrgreen: (sorry ladies)

between her knees?
Wow those are some flappy, used-up, hangin' down beef curtains on the brunette! :mrgreen:

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