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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 6:43 pm 
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From comedian Tim Vine:

This bloke said to me, "I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar." I said, "Is that a fret?"

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From comedian Tim Vine:

This bloke said to me, "I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar." I said, "Is that a fret?"


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Computer Science Majors Only: Yo momma's so fat... the recursive function calculating her mass causes stack overflow!

BBP, this one's for you: http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-s ... jokes-1opu


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