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 Post subject: I HATE PALIN
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:37 am 
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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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I hate TPC-22, or as I'll call it, The Palin Catch-22.

What I would prefer is that she goes away. She is a catalyst for the dumbing-down of the USA and it would be better if no one gave her an audience anymore. But, since that seems to be impossible, I'll certainly vote here: I hate Palin.

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2014 12:22 pm 
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I hate Palin too:

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He's not a real lumberjack, you know...

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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He's still ok, though.


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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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The Forum Killed Arkay wrote:
I hate TPC-22, or as I'll call it, The Palin Catch-22.

What I would prefer is that she goes away. She is a catalyst for the dumbing-down of the USA and it would be better if no one gave her an audience anymore. But, since that seems to be impossible, I'll certainly vote here: I hate Palin.

+1 exactly.

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:21 am 
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I have the greatest respect for RK, but I think he's giving Sarah Palin way too much credit here.

As far as I can tell, Sister Sarah has never had an original thought in her life. All she does is repeat the bullshit she hears on Fox Noise, only louder and laced with the stupid homilies that have become her trademark. It's nothing but a bunch of stale gibberish wrapped in dead metaphors.

And she's as lazy as a Kardashian. She was perfectly willing to be john McCain's Vice President as long as she didn't have to do anything (such as read the Constitution to find out what her duties are). And she's all for impeaching Barack Obama; never mind details like why or what happens next. The little people will take care of those things.

A few years ago Tina Fey did a parody of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. But the parody had a problem: the writers couldn't think of anything stupider than what Palin was already saying. It was like doing a parody of Spinal Tap; you can't go anywhere with it, because you start off painted into a corner. A parody of a parody is more complicated, but no funnier.

Her fifteen minutes of fame was up a long time ago. Four years ago Mrs. Flycoon and I drove through Palin's home town (Wasilla Alaska). The locals were happy to talk to me about anything; including politics. But whenever I mentioned their former Governor, invariably they gave me that same look a six-year-old gives when you tell him to go to bed. Aww, do I have to?

Driving around town, I saw dozens of cars with bumper stickers (it was an election year). There were lots of "I like (libraries, dogs, guns, bears, apathy, etc) and I vote;" people for and against every ballot measure, every school board candidate, right-wing Republican, far-right-wing Republican or Tea Partier. But no Democrats and no Sarah Palin. These are people who have lived among her for decades, and they're totally done with her.

Yet in a nation that glorifies stupidity, she remains a shining example of the American Way. She offers no insights; no solutions. All she does is yell at people who know better than to yell back.

She looks good on TeeVee and she knows how to kill a bear. What more could you ask for?

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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I hear she can see Russia from her house. Anybody care to refudiate?


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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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It's a good thing she didn't marry Dan Quayle. The IQ's of their children would have been negative numbers.

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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I would do her... :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:33 pm 
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Yech.

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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I'm not too fond of Palin or Pelosi.

So sue me. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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Wait until Clinton gets to be president. At least you can whack off to Palin ho shit what am is saying...


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Opus131 wrote:
Wait until Clinton gets to be president. At least you can whack off to Palin ho shit what am is saying...

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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Thanks, now i won't be able to sleep.

Just to avenge myself, i'll provide my own disturbing photoshop:

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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just plain doug wrote:
Opus131 wrote:
Wait until Clinton gets to be president. At least you can whack off to Palin ho shit what am is saying...

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Did you show her your record collection, Doug ?

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 Post subject: Re: I HATE PALIN
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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
Did you show her your record collection, Doug ?

Nah....one American in the home is plenty!

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