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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:42 am 
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often times i will hear (or read about) these guys/"REAL" men claiming that chocolate covered hot dogs taste sweet.
no, really. sweet. as in sugar-sweet.
i think i have heard young rappers (i.e.: "lils") talk about it too.

i am not as old as you guys.
let's get that out there.
but still... i have done my fair share of this sort of thing. experimental tasting, or whatever.

i just... don't think this is true.

some of you with wives may be clenching your fists right now.
wishing right along with me.

for the most part, i would like to get this resolved.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:40 am 
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I don't think the term "sweet" is used to mean the taste on the tongue. It's more like "hey, that's a sweet car" or "you got a new surfboard? Sweet!"

I'm not wrong on this.

"Man, she's got a sweet ass..."

We know it doesn't taste like sugar.

These things should be obvious.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:01 pm 
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Rope takes the bait. Or adds more?
Maps is a psychology major. Giveaways:
lapsed maps wrote:
often times i will hear (or read about) these guys

lapsed maps wrote:
i think i have heard young rappers (i.e.: "lils") talk about it too.
lapsed maps wrote:
i am not as old as you guys.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 5:08 pm 
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Who can know?

Maybe lapsed is some fat cop trying to lure some perverts into a private message trap.

Of course I took the bait this time, as I love cunnilingus.

But, you can't know. Some guys just never get any pussy so they have troubles understanding. I like to talk about sex, but on an anonymous forum it's better to let someone else broach the subject.

Excellent analysis, though, downer...


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:59 pm 
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boy...you ask a simple question...

























(That was a joke...for the folks here who need me to say that).

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What was the King crimson line?

"and even crave the flavor."

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