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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:02 pm 
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Trendmonger wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
baddy wrote:
"How to Destroy a FOX News Anchor:"

That's easy...say he/she is just like Trendmonger's postings. :D


Here are my takes on that topic and the snide tangent reply.

1) Destroyed FOX News Anchor - I could care less if that FOX anchor was fired.
In that interview the Wall street Bonuses were brought up by Mayor Virg Bernero.
I know people who work in that Wall Street sector and when these
Wall Streets suit and toes, yes suits and toes, expect 400,000 annual
thinking whatever bonuses are standard and always nothing more than
part of their salary that is a crock of shit.

2) Healthcare for Life -
Health care for life should be a government social service every tax paying citizen is entitled to
and not some negotiable UNION benefit where cost of goods and services are passed along to a consumer.
Plain and simple when all other major world markets that produce goods and services have a social
health system the USA can not compete when 30% of the goods and service costs are benefit related.
This basically means the US company needs to charge 30% more for goods and services than other countries.
Trust me I like the principles of small conservative spending government
but US Goods and Services are doomed for failure in a global system if Social Health Care is not implemented.
Let the illegals get health care from their own country.

3) Fun at the School Yard - Some forum members seem overjoyed thinking I am nothing less than a Gail Zappa ass kisser
who can take any kind of pain for her. I'll do my best to let her commentary have some breathing room
but I think you will have a hard time finding a list of Zappa fans that carry the passion for Zappa
not only as long but centered on Official representation as I have.

As I have said many times we all take that walk up the mountain to meet the maker of the Big Note.
We all come down that mountain with our own grey hair and carry our own walking canes.
Please excuse me if you tripped over my cane.
At times anyone is bound to talk out of turn or bury some official message be it one or 50 paragraphs.
Gail has the ability to make sticky topics but she has the right to do as she pleases in this forum
so don't let my suggestion of sticky topics get in the way of her commentary, my burying and apology of such.

One thing for sure , Don't Fuck with the Mountain, his wife and their idea of a good time.
In no way do I intentionally want to look like Studebaker Hock.
I am trying my best to remove the FOIL, Aunt Jemima Syrup and Flies
from buzzing all around my legs.

I've lived in New York for 46 years and a Zappa fan for about 42 of them.
I'll do my best to keep this phone booth from being
Zapped-poofed-up, out of the parking lot existence, and into the sky!

This is where I take an intermission
PEACE


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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:05 pm 
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Cruel eye chart for old geezers ...

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PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2009 2:43 pm 
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They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:14 pm 
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Lol, yesterday's cup race...

Got Gas?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:03 pm 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAONkS06LFU

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http://www.newsday.com/media/flash/2009-04/46217527.swf

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:31 pm 
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OMG, too fukkin funny, I'm still in tears :)

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Rose sent me this :)

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aaahahahaha!

http://www.break.com/index/psycho-girl- ... urope.html

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Quote:
LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats


99 bottles of beer on the wall
Code:
Language: LOLCODE  (sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0)

Date: 07/13/07
Author: Mike Gogulski
Info: http://www.lolcode.com/

BTW LOLCODE version of 99 Bottles of beer
BTW By Mike Gogulski (http://www.gogulski.com/) 13 July 2007
BTW LOLCODE is a programming language by and for lolcats
BTW http://www.lolcode.com/
BTW
BTW Tested with:
BTW   sjlol version 1.1 for lolcode 1.0
BTW     Win32 binary: http://www.rit.edu/~sjl7678/sjlol.zip
BTW     Home: http://lolcode.com/implementations/sjlol
BTW     Online interpreter: http://wealhtheow.rh.rit.edu:8080/index
BTW       (Doesn't work with comments, so delete all "BTW" lines)
BTW
BTW Save as 99BOTTLZ.LOL, start with "sjlol 99bottlz.lol"
BTW
BTW LOLCATZ CNT SPEL 2 GUD
BTW
HAI
    VISIBLE "O HAI! IM IN UR BEERZ!"
    I HAS A VAR
    LOL VAR R 99
    IM IN YR LOOP
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL, "!
        VISIBLE VAR!
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER!"
        VISIBLE "TAKE 1 DWN, PAS IT AROUN, "!
        NERFZ VAR!!
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            YARLY
                VISIBLE "NO MOAR"!
            NOWAI
                VISIBLE VAR!
        KTHX
        VISIBLE " BOTTLZ OF BEER N TEH WALL!"
        IZ VAR LIEK 0?
            GTFO
        KTHX
    KTHX
    VISIBLE "GIEV MOAR PLZ! KTHXBAI!"
KTHXBYE

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http://www.acetj.com/videos/player.php?mediaID=3045

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Not exactly an "lol," but this guy's pretty cool on a bike(:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/pla ... 1337502001

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:36 pm 
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Daddy at the park

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:16 am 
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Beatles never sang it like this :) :)

Listen, did you forget a little secret? Are you unable to tell...ohhh HELL!

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Location: Billy, the mountain...
Stormtroopers' 9/11
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:27 am 
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Got Malware?

Lookit this poor slob, looks like he's got every toolbar in the book, lol.

I guess if it's FREE, he just can't resist :lol:

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He's got 2 millimeters at the bottom where he can still browse the web...looks like he can still meet sexy singles though, maybe she'll be able to uninstall all the toolbars, (not likely though, the uninstall routines for these often just uninstall for one sessoin, then reinstall the next time you open the browser...or worse, uninstallation causes OTHER things to get installed)..

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Good one, Baddy...
Reminded me of Image

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Those toolbars look like they should be moving left & right at various speeds. :mrgreen:

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Milton Bradley wrote:
Good one, Baddy...
Reminded me of Image

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Those toolbars look like they should be moving left & right at various speeds. :mrgreen:


Here ya go! (I had to click it twice to get it to start...I used to love this one on my Atari 2600...this one and Star Raiders).

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/80s_ga ... ommand.htm

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lol, so I'm doing a search for new ball bearing rollers for my shower doors...and this returns from shop.com...

My only comment is yeah, that's what they're for, (though I don't really need to see the demonstration) :)

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:shock: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? :shock:

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The Awesome Power of a Wife's Love

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.

with labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen.. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, spreads out up on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral.”

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This penguin's too smart to be dinner

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