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Are they sure it wasn't being shrink-wrapped that killed her?
Either way he sure created quite a stink!!! :wink:

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channel some of this rightchere

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What part of "I make no money doing this" did "hooked on phonics" not teach you how to read? The big ha-ha is Frank really is trying, and you laugh, which pisses him off, which is fuel to Frank Zappa, you should know that. It's all about principal now. And Jay wrote the Halloween song, Frank didn't. Frank just liked it. He likes Jay's other Halloween song, but Jay doesn't seem to
care for all the controversy. I'm used to it, and Frank eats it for breakfast.
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Goddamnit,Mister Zappa CANNOT BE CALLED FROM THE DEAD because he is not...he is reincarnated AND ANYONE CLAIMING TO CHANNEL HIM IS A GOD-FORSAKEN CHARLATAN.

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Lesley Jane wrote:
Hi Everyone and Hi to the Frank Zappa Family Trust.
I'm Lesley. I've been channeling John Winston Ono Lennon, founder of
The Beatles, for over 20 years;
http://www.soundclick.com/lennon

That'd be us.

Not writing about that though. Writing to let you all know, that I just
made a record channeling Mr. Frank, and actually Frank helped me
produce the thing. He almost wanted to launch himself as an artist
and call himself Frankenzappa, but decided the family might or might
not appreciate that.

Here's the record if you wanna hear it.
You can contact me, the Producer (and channeler) of this record
if there's any snafus to be discussed.

http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/01/d ... ntent=song

That's the direct link.
Performed by The Jay Dyall Project.
Featuring Lesley Jane, that's me, channeling Frank Zappa, that's him.

He's interested in playing with Dweezil he wants me to mention.
I suppose I wouldn't say no. Definitely need some practice though.
CHANNEL YO MAMA

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As I recall, I didn't make fun of you....All I wanted to be sure of was that there were no viruses lurking waiting to pounce on my PC.
Personally, I believe in afterlife, I also believe most of us have been here before this life..I would also like to think that deceased relatives can communicate with us, but for this part, I'll reserve stating my 100% belief until I witness something totally personal to me... A controversial viewpoint, maybe, but I make no apologies for it! 8)

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Hey ! --- Lesley Jane... -----yo' deceiving piece of fake representative of the dead...channel me...I'm playin' dead.

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aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
As I recall, I didn't make fun of you....All I wanted to be sure of was that there were no viruses lurking waiting to pounce on my PC.
Personally, I believe in afterlife, I also believe most of us have been here before this life..I would also like to think that deceased relatives can communicate with us, but for this part, I'll reserve stating my 100% belief until I witness something totally personal to me... A controversial viewpoint, maybe, but I make no apologies for it! 8)


I agree with you across the board...so to speak...nor did I make fun of them either....I just don't buy into the channeling aspect of the songwriting. Personally I think there is some talent in the writing but I'm not about to credit the dead.

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Well Ladies & Gentlemen, it's like this. Frank realized that his fans were not at all suffifiently impressed with his effort helping make Jay's Halloween record. And since Jay has yet another Halloween record he wants made, and since
we've heard it and already know it's a natural for Frank, well, we'll do
that too, so you can look for it if you want. The main thing Frank Zappa wants you all to know, is that he actually wrote one, with my help of course, can't
do this stuff without a banana like me around, and this song goes out
to all of his fans. Why, because we like you. The song is called
"Got Me Thinking". Suffice to say, if you hear this, whatever you end up
believing, you will be suitably confused. Have fun.

~L

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Ladies & Gentlemen, if you love Frank Zappa as much as I do,
this record will knock you over. Put it this way, I never imagined he'd
come out with something like this. Whoa. Poopoo me all you want Ladies & Gentlemen, but just to sound intelligent, maybe you wanna hear it 1st.
That's all folks, goodnight poodles.

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Harry Houdini had stated many times about people like this that they are CRACKPOTS. There's no such thing as channeling of spirits. Ouija bourds don't work, fortune telling is for WACKOS. It's merely a cheesy publicity stunt.

"But I've got zee creeestal ball" (s)he said.

"Look here brother (sister), who you jivin' with that cosmic debris"?


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Anyone with some knowledge of music, who has listened to a lot of FZ could write songs like that.

Derivative and shallow.


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I've just said that I don't believe in channeling. But should peoples beliefs be mocked?

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I've just said that I don't believe in channeling. But should peoples beliefs be mocked?


Maybe just this one time.


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Lesley Jane wrote:
What part of "I make no money doing this" did "hooked on phonics" not teach you how to read? The big ha-ha is Frank really is trying, and you laugh, which pisses him off, which is fuel to Frank Zappa, you should know that. It's all about principal now. And Jay wrote the Halloween song, Frank didn't. Frank just liked it. He likes Jay's other Halloween song, but Jay doesn't seem to
care for all the controversy. I'm used to it, and Frank eats it for breakfast.
Be afraid, Poodles, be very afraid. ~L
Oh, Yeah! This one cries out for a really excellent Battie Award!!!
Channel in your Battie Award for whatever meal you like.....
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i believe its a bullshit ponco.


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Frank actually wrote most of this one, Poodles.
"Got Me Thinking" (a state I see you're not too good at)
http://www.soundclick.com/Frankenzappa
I dare you.

And flush the damn toilet when you're done, you walking pigsty.
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Frank Zappa wishes to offend no one?

Wow...


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Frank Zappa wishes at least not in particular, to offend his fans. You idiots, in other words. That's All, Poodles.
Hear it, or go on relatively uneducated.
"Got Me Thinking" by Frankenzappa.

For the poodle in YOU.

http://www.soundclick.com/Frankenzappa

~L!

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Hmm let's see. The ' Les ' person jumps on the scene with a song that was copyrighted in 1997 , the Forum has been around for about 6 yrs. Why are we just now hearing about this miraculous ' channeling ' ? Frank's been dead for what , 10 yrs? Why does this person burst on the scene NOW??? As I stated before, Any Zappa fan worth his salt lives with a " prove it to me " attitude and NEVER takes a side without doing the homework.

So tell me . Les , why now and why should we believe you ?? Walk across my swimming pool , change my water into wine , most of all , PROVE YOURSELF - not mocking...just want more answers ... :?


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When I saw the Battie award above my reaction was :P HAHAHAHA.



When I read this response,

Lesley Jane wrote:

And flush the damn toilet when you're done, you walking pigsty.
~L


I almost hurt myself from laughter.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Priceless.


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Hmm let's see. The ' Les ' person jumps on the scene with a song that was copyrighted in 1997 , the Forum has been around for about 6 yrs. Why are we just now hearing about this miraculous ' channeling ' ? Frank's been dead for what , 10 yrs? Why does this person burst on the scene NOW??? As I stated before, Any Zappa fan worth his salt lives with a " prove it to me " attitude and NEVER takes a side without doing the homework.

So tell me . Les , why now and why should we believe you ?? Walk across my swimming pool , change my water into wine , most of all , PROVE YOURSELF - not mocking...just want more answers ... :?


What about it, Les?


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You gotta lotta damn nerve, tryin' to tell a bunch a Zappa fans 'bout some hocus-pocus channeling bullshit! I dare say, Frank inspired my skepticism and doubt for many years, so even if it was real, he would know better than to try to utilize it as a means of communicatin' from beyond. If we believed it, he would be disappointed! So, where does that leave us? I don't, maybe, full of doubt?


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