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PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:21 pm 
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Evil Scum has Entered the Forum!

Congressmen used to kiss babies. Then I ran for congress. The average Republican is actually 33% Slime (55% Sludge 22% Guts 0% Intellegence (Look at the Presedent) ), and therefore unfit to kiss the average baby without giving it a heart attack, or causing fatal damage to the soft skin. Sadly :cry: I Will Never Be Able to Kiss A Baby! No sane mother would let me if i tried. iGive people bad dreams, and iHave joined the forum

If you want to get serious (blech who wants that!) I am not Republican *everybody on forum breathes releif* as I am not 55% Sludge. If I was, I most likely wouldn't be here. I am a Zappa fan, but I am new to this. I first heard Frank on a record that my Dad had packed away. The somewhat rare MOTHERMANIA: THE BEST OF THE MOTHERS, and I loved it. I now own FREAK OUT!, JOE'S GARAGE, and ROXY + ELSEWHERE, and I ordered WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY. I LOVED Freak Out, LIKED Roxy and LIKED Joe, but not as much (I Can't Exactly Play THAT many Sexual Lyrics Around Here--Hense I have no Flo + Eddie). So anyway the point of this is (There's a Point!?)
A) To Introduce Myself
B) To Ask What Zappa to Get
Onto point B, The Music I Play (That ISN'T Zappa) is usually Progressive Rock like Yes, Pink Floyd, and ELP (Love the Sound of a Synthesiser!). I haven't got an infinite heavenly bank account, and am only after (for now) ONE (Single) ALBUM. Thank You for Your Time, and I'm glad to be the newest forum member!

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1st Title (Changed Quickly): Evil Scum Wants to Buy Zappa
2nd Title: Evil Scum Wants to Listen to Zappa
3rd Title: Evil Republican Scum Likes Frank Zappa


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Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

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...or Zoot Allures. 8)

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Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...
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PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.

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Welcome. If you like guitar solos I'd suggest "Trans-Fusion", Shut Up And Play Yer Guitar", "Guitar" and "Zappa Plays The Music Of Zappa a Memorial Tribute".


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I like some guitar solos, depends though. I think a whole album of solos might get boring after a while. I listened to some 30-Sec previews of Trance-Fusion in the local CD shop, and I liked what I heard.
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wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.


Ask, and yee shall receive! I now own (on Record) Mothermania, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo (No Hot Rats), and 2 copies of Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way For The USA on 45s. Not sure which (any?) album this is off of. Does anybody here know? I'm sure you do! (You're all geniuses!) :wink:

I also think I'm going to see if I like waka and the Wazoo before chasing after Hot Rats.
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Just buy them all, you will eventually anyway.


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PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.


Ask, and yee shall receive! I now own (on Record) Mothermania, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo (No Hot Rats), and 2 copies of Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way For The USA on 45s. Not sure which (any?) album this is off of. Does anybody here know? I'm sure you do! (You're all geniuses!) :wink:

I also think I'm going to see if I like waka and the Wazoo before chasing after Hot Rats.

Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way?, is off Chungas Revenge. A must have for any Zappa fan.

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wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.


Ask, and yee shall receive! I now own (on Record) Mothermania, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo (No Hot Rats), and 2 copies of Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way For The USA on 45s. Not sure which (any?) album this is off of. Does anybody here know? I'm sure you do! (You're all geniuses!) :wink:

I also think I'm going to see if I like waka and the Wazoo before chasing after Hot Rats.

Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way?, is off Chungas Revenge. A must have for any Zappa fan.


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I might add also of learned importance, One Size Fits All, Over Night Sensation, The Man From Utopia, Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III, Them Or Us, as well as, You Are What You Is. Expand your listining ventures with Civillization Phase III, Everything is Healing Nicely. Keep for your posie presentation, The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life. Do please also add to your list the highly anticipated ZPZ 2006 Tour DVD to be released later this year. And oh yea get yerself a ticket to the next couple of shows coming to your favorite towns. Please be kind to someone and take em to the show. Thing Fish for the drive to the show. And don't forget YCDTOSA 1-6 my friend.
8) Make a Jazz Noise Here. Actually everything is good for you in monderation, even Lather. :wink: One More Time!!!!! :!:

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I finally got Only in it for the Money in the mail and I love it! It's better than Freak Out! (dare I say it). And It Grows on me each time I play it!

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Sweet I just dug up a WPLJ/Guitar Single. I understand both are from Burnt Weeny Sandwich?
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I played it. My Guitar would've been a hit if someone else had done it :cry:.
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Frank Zappa said he was a conservative so I don't get what you are trying to say by being such a character. You should watch Baby Snakes if you haven't seen it, then get the album :p


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I never said I was conservative; I only said I was republican. As far as I know FZ didn't exactly like republicans at all. I apologize if I offended you in some way.


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Bongo Fury is a must, if only for the transcendent guitar solo on "Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy". Add - One Size Fits All - to the list also.


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(Love the Sound of a Synthesiser!)


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Democrap Sodomites UNITE!!!!

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were only in it...is one of my faves : )...who needs politics when you got good music maan : )...it better to love everyone (even tough they kick the shit out of you...; )


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I hate fucking republicans! :evil:


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wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.


Ask, and yee shall receive! I now own (on Record) Mothermania, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo (No Hot Rats), and 2 copies of Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way For The USA on 45s. Not sure which (any?) album this is off of. Does anybody here know? I'm sure you do! (You're all geniuses!) :wink:

I also think I'm going to see if I like waka and the Wazoo before chasing after Hot Rats.

Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way?, is off Chungas Revenge. A must have for any Zappa fan.


They're all must haves, right?

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Crudblud wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
PlasticRepublicanBastard wrote:
aspy_2nd_bunch wrote:
Welcome! I'd buy Hot Rats, Sheik Yerbouti or Apostrophe, if I were you. 8)

... or Zoot Allures


I think my dad has Hot Rats somewhere, and I don't want to pay money for it if I can plug the Record Player into my Laptop and have it for free. I think he also has Grand Wazoo, and Waka JaWaka. I'll dig for them...

Welcome. \m/8)\m/
Can wait for my kid to ask me for MY Zappa. Remember to ask before you borrow.


Ask, and yee shall receive! I now own (on Record) Mothermania, Waka/Jawaka, and The Grand Wazoo (No Hot Rats), and 2 copies of Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way For The USA on 45s. Not sure which (any?) album this is off of. Does anybody here know? I'm sure you do! (You're all geniuses!) :wink:

I also think I'm going to see if I like waka and the Wazoo before chasing after Hot Rats.

Tell Me You Love Me/Will You Go All the Way?, is off Chungas Revenge. A must have for any Zappa fan.


They're all must haves, right?

This statment is true.

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