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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:24 am 
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Instead of an ultimatum? Man, I hate that.

Anyway. My name is Floor. Well, not really. But my real name conjures up images of faded Southern belles and fucked up english queens, of which I am neither. I am a 16 year old mutant female, and have been a Zappa fan for some time now. I have lost various friends, job opportunities and ice cream cones due to my general geekiness to the ways of FZ.

I also enjoy writing stories about communist pet store mammals, the sordid tales of Hunter S. Thompson, Devo, veggie burgers, Monty Python, the Grateful Dead, kazoo, the ukulele which I have been meaning to play, The Simpsons pre-season 10, scented markers, the Talking Heads, vaudeville, peanut butter, toes that look like aliens, cymbal monkeys, Phish, kitties, doggies, Jefferson Airplane, green tea, the bassoon, and many other things as well.

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welcome to the nuthouse.. looks like you'll fit in fine. 8)


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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:57 am 
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Oh hey finally someone closer to my age (17), welcome.

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Thanks!

And now random facts about me:

-I look like the illegitamate daughter of Morrissey and Iggy Pop
-My favorite Monkee is Mike Nesmith
-My favorite monkey is the spider monkey
-I am a vegetarian (but not a creepy preachy one)
-I wear a Darth Vader watch
-My favorite TV shows are Seinfeld and The Young Ones
-I know all the words to The Safety Dance

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ImTheFloor wrote:
Thanks!

And now random facts about me:

-I look like the illegitamate daughter of Morrissey and Iggy Pop
-My favorite Monkee is Mike Nesmith
-My favorite monkey is the spider monkey
-I am a vegetarian (but not a creepy preachy one)
-I wear a Darth Vader watch
-My favorite TV shows are Seinfeld and The Young Ones
-I know all the words to The Safety Dance


You are truly wonderful person.

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:03 pm 
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Yeah, I know. To the less cool folks, I am just a silly person who smells like laundry detergent and babbles about things. But I'm practicing for my days of being a crazy old hermit who sits in a big mansion with a solid gold toilet writing books of crazy babbling.

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Hmmm, yep you're my sort of person, I'm leaving Zchat on so join me if you want, whatever.

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yay! another zappa girrrrrl! welcome welcome! you sound like me in high school--except for the simpsons, since they were'nt around. :wink: keep it up friend, you can't go wrong with fz! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:38 pm 
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dove_grey wrote:
yay! another zappa girrrrrl! welcome welcome! you sound like me in high school--except for the simpsons, since they were'nt around. :wink: keep it up friend, you can't go wrong with fz! :mrgreen:


Were the Flintstones around when you were in high school? Steamboat Willie?


Anyway, welcome!


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har de har har, old man grumpus :wink:

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Welcome to the sanitarium! You've got a knack for coming up with eye-catching thread subject headers too.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:36 am 
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ImTheFloor wrote:
Instead of an ultimatum? Man, I hate that.

Anyway. My name is Floor. Well, not really. But my real name conjures up images of faded Southern belles and fucked up english queens, of which I am neither. I am a 16 year old mutant female, and have been a Zappa fan for some time now. I have lost various friends, job opportunities and ice cream cones due to my general geekiness to the ways of FZ.

I also enjoy writing stories about communist pet store mammals, the sordid tales of Hunter S. Thompson, Devo, veggie burgers, Monty Python, the Grateful Dead, kazoo, the ukulele which I have been meaning to play, The Simpsons pre-season 10, scented markers, the Talking Heads, vaudeville, peanut butter, toes that look like aliens, cymbal monkeys, Phish, kitties, doggies, Jefferson Airplane, green tea, the bassoon, and many other things as well.

8)


NEAT! We're the same age! And we're both girls! I play the violin and I love to write stories about hippie wolf-cats. I like cats, dogs (have two of them) and snakes, and I love the color orange, wearing platforms, complaining about illegal immigration, and of course Frank Zappa. I love music a lot. I've never been too into the Grateful Dead, but I do like a few of their songs. My real name is pretty but long, so I go by a shortened version of it. Are your parents old hippies, by any chance? :)


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My parents are old, but not old hippies. I do have a hippie uncle who looks like David Crosby.

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