maybe this is not exactly the way I should introduce myself here, but it occured to me that some of you guys have a strange attitude towards france (and french members of this forum) in general as well as some hygiene devices that are assumed to be typical french, which is wrong in the first place because you can find the turkish toilet all over southern europe.
It astonished me to find out that the meister himself obviously didn't get the clue how to use it either. Once you found out how its used correctly, its a benefit. (as long as one is condemned to the frequent use of public restrooms (in southern europe
speaking of benefits, I met my first zappa-record at the age of 12 and it was no other than OSFA which is now, 29 years later still my favorite.
I've been to all Zappa-concerts of the 80s in my hometown which nowadays is renown in your area by the name of dweezildorf