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frhead

Post subject: Funny

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:36 pm

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Location: Montreal

A quickie!
What's another way of saying "Microwave a Hot Dog"
Why "Zap a Frank" of course

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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh

Post subject: Re: Funny

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:05 pm

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:03 pm
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Location: Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania

frhead wrote:

A quickie!
What's another way of saying "Microwave a Hot Dog"
Why "Zap a Frank" of course

Nuke the hotdog for 20 minutes and you have a "Burnt Weenie Sandwich"... :wink:

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MentalTossFlycoon

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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:10 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:28 pm
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Here's another way of telling the same joke (from June 8, 2006):

MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

The Mothers of Invention were actually a group of middle-aged women who designed new products for the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen. One of their first inventions was a pocket-sized microwave oven, known as The Frank Zapper.

Of course, they were best-known for their Suzy Creamcheese line of vibrators, including their biggest seller: The G-Spot Tornado.

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Nack Blapkin

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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:10 am

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calvin2hikers

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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:57 pm

Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:41 pm
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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

Here's another way of telling the same joke (from June 8, 2006):

MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

Oh, I get it....

Decomposing........that's hilarious!

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MentalTossFlycoon

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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:07 pm

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calvin2hikers wrote:

Oh, I get it....

Decomposing........that's hilarious!

Wow: that's tenacity.

I usually give up if I don't get a joke within the first three years...

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calvin2hikers

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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:43 pm

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

calvin2hikers wrote:

Oh, I get it....

Decomposing........that's hilarious!

Wow: that's tenacity.

I usually give up if I don't get a joke within the first three years...

I wasn't actually being serious, there's no way that....

Holy shit, did you know they released Trance-Fusion?

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Huck_Phlem

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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:41 pm

Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:56 pm
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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:

calvin2hikers wrote:

Oh, I get it....

Decomposing........that's hilarious!

Wow: that's tenacity.

I usually give up if I don't get a joke within the first three years...

Oh Man you don't know what yer missin! come that 38th month it just gets funnier and ...well you get the jist of it.

puns to some are champaign to others they are a champ pain.

:wink:

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