I don't smoke or drink coffee. That narrows the field a bit. I have hopped freight trains and hitchhiked, recreationally. I collect centipedes. I stripped in a gay bar, but I'm straight. I work for a fortune 500 company, and my girlfriend is 15 years younger than I am. For most of the last fifteen years, my beard has been dyed a variety of colors. I am vain. I run my own forum, and I make miniature swamps and clay masks. I write fiction and listen to Pakistani music. I am an atheist, but I do believe in a non-material facet of consciousness... completely natural and not at all in contradiction with the current state of scientific knowledge. My girlfriend is a successful performance artist and equestrienne.
I think, with a little effort, I can add a few more dimensions to my presence, so that I am the only one like me on Earth. As of now, a half dozen Zappa fans could have written this introduction.
So, here I am. Be gentle. I am sensitive and shy. I will post eleven pictures on this day of the week, in one week. This will assist anyone choosing to lust after me.
Who gives a fuck anyway