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 Post subject: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:40 pm 
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This is an appeal to the administrators of this website. Please kill Shark_Barker.

I've been a fan of Frank for all my life. It's not about him.

The fans on this forum are quite interesting, for the most part. Some are a little irritating, but so am I. It's fun, you see...but it's a drug.

There are far, far better things I must be doing...yet, I keep wasting time here, like it matters.

I ask the administrators to delete my entity and ban my IP, for my sake. I didn't stop smoking dope until I ran out of money and connections...and I won't stop obsessing on this forum until the power is taken from me.

It's an addiction I don't need...I'm not strong enough to quit on my own, so please...pull the trigger on Shark_Barker...one right behind the ear, if you would.









Long live Frank Zappa.


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 Post subject: Re: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:25 pm 
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TheCentralScrutinizer wrote:
the zappa forum is a privately owned entity, they're under no obligation to allow us free reign to say what we like. while i can see your point and while i oppose moderation on the forum. We have to accept they want it this way and if you want to play in the playground, then you need to abide by the rules.

in the case of *name ommitted*, while i sympathise with the fact he's been booted, it is true that he's continually posted stuff that everyone knew wasn't allowed to be posted on the forum and he's been quite vocal in his criticism of the zft, surrounding their "policy" on *name of cover band ommitted*.

i used to strongly oppose the moderation until i realised that it's really not my business and if i honestly opposed it that much, i would just stop posting here. I can understand people being against the moderation on other zappa forums, however this one is run by the zft and if that's their wishes then we should respect them even if we don't agree with them.

So if you really want to get banned, I think you have to ask "WWJDD?"

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 Post subject: Re: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 3:54 pm 
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Yeah, I tried a little of that in the thread I linked to in the original post here...


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Of course, I was being sarcastic. I don't have any strong feelings whatsoever about the Zappa family or what they want to release or who they want to let play his music.

I considered going ape-shit and posting my penis, or other such monsters...but it seems to take quite a lot of that to get yourself banned. Mostly, they just delete it. Being a tasteless jerk or omnipotent annoyance is really more work than I want to do. The whole point is the fact that I have better things I should be doing, but this forum keeps distracting my brain.

No, I just want to be euthanized. Don't make a mess of it, Mikey...!


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 Post subject: Re: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:51 pm 
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HIAR apparently sent a PM to Mikey telling him to go fuck himself before getting banned.

You could always just leave.

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 Post subject: Delerium tremblems...
PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:59 pm 
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Once again, Isaac, you have failed to read well.

It's an addiction. I can't resist. You have the same problem, but you also suffer from denial.

It's no too late to apologize, you know. Just start a thread called "I apologize". It will go a long way in restoring your status on this forum. Remember, you don't really have to be sorry to say you're sorry...and you sure don't have to apologize to me personally.

The first step in recovery is to recognize that you have a problem. Making amends is also a step. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm telling it true...one ass to another.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:11 pm 
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Okay, since you are out of your mind, I am exiting from this conversation. Adios.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:35 pm 
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Anything so that you will not have to face the facts, eh Isaac?

Go ahead, run. No matter where you go you'll still be there.


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tools --> internet options --> security --> restricted sites --> sites --> add this website to the [restricted] zone: www zappa.com/messageboard

why bother ¿

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 Post subject: Re: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:37 pm 
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But then, I could just un-restrict it, right?

This isn't suicide. This is a formal request for a mercy killing. I won't die, and Shark_Barker won't really die, either. He just won't be able to post, and instead of posting here, he can return the business of saving the world. I'd still like to be able to visit once in a while...I just don't want the temptation of unnecessary idle conversations. I should have never registered.

Thanks for the suggestion, though, slime.

I am getting tired of waiting. Maybe a rampage WOULD be quicker...


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Some commit suicide

I think I know why

Humans they are
they didn’t ask for it, but there it is

They better not fuck up

Brothers and sisters might shun
and denigrate

Mamma treat them bad
for being human

Daddy make them sad

They didn’t ask, but they deserve

Life is a gift they never knew they had coming
they couldn’t refuse

Wifey get mad

They do the wrongs of humans

Be cool, ignore
shun, but scorn

Give up on them

They do bad

Throw them away to prison
throw them to the dogs

Put them all away from other humans doing human things not wrong
what is all this shit anyway, being born?

Everybody does it

Nobody wants it

Because it’s human and humans always pay

Wink in, wink out

In between learn to judge and be judged
there’s something wrong with everyone

they’re humans

Love resides irrespective of need
when love is lost hold on to what’s left

It’s nothing


I know why people kill themselves


Death

is the only out for being human


Love

is the only joy


Be not cruel

when love fucks up


Be not angry

when love is human


Some commit suicide


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 Post subject: Re: I KILL MYSELF!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:54 pm 
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Not really sure why you'd want to be banned, but if so, very well....

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