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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

Eh, family friend. My mom dated his bro (Milton) back in the day and they stayed in touch all these 20 years.

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and (name your favorite teenage trainwreck) backing Van Morrison on "Dead Girls of London". Makes its own sauce!

FC

this one will kill ya'

William Hung - I Come From Nowhere

Eminem getting his ass kicked while Black Napkins plays.

I'd pay to see that!

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I'd like to see John the Baptist playing vibes.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Can't you be serious for once, Feets?

I'd like to see Arthur Ewing, and his Musical Mice.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

anne murray; yellow snowbird

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Me.

Put me back on the guest list, and I'll be real nice to you, Gail.

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

"Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around.
Like to introduce `Legs' Larry Smith, drums
And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole
And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar
And Neil Innes, piano.
Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone
With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax.
I, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet.
Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone
And Robert Morley, guitar.
Billy Butlin, spoons.
And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes.
Nice!
Princess Anne on sousaphone.
Mmm.
Introducing Liberace, clarinet
With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals.
[Jazzy scat singing]
Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.
In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin
And Franklin McCormack on harmonica.
Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele.
Hi Eric!
On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax.
A great honour, sir.
And specially flown in for us, the session's gorilla on vox humana.
Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium.
Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call.
Hearing from you later, Casanova on horn.
Yeah! Digging General de Gaulle on accordion.
Rather wild, General!
Thank you, sir.
Roy Rogers on Trigger.
Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos.
Count Basie Orchestra on triangle.
[CBO:] (Ting!)
Thank you.
Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone.
Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp.
And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells.
[Q:] Hooray!
Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo.
We welcome Val Doonican as himself.
[V:] Hullo there!
Very appealing, Max Jaffa.
Mmm, that's nice, Max!
What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion"

with thanks to the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

The Intro & The Outro and Big Shot are two of my favorites.

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

"Mr Apollo" rocks pretty hard too.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Ice-T Dumb All Over...



The I
The C
The E to tha fuckin T!

But only because Ice Cube's gone soft.

I have to wonder if he is a Zappa fan. He likes Slayer, Sabbath, Zeppelin, Hendrix, etc. Who knows?



YES. He would be perfect for those lyrics. Esham is one of my favorite rappers out there - his 'acid rap' fusion of hip hop and heavy metal is a hell of a lot better than anything by Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit. I always said that "Dumb All Over" would make a good rapcore song.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

Isaac - The Torture Never Stops

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[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

He could do a "My Head?" re-enactment.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Hahahaaa! Indeed!

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

I'd like to hear Diamanda Galas, Scott Walker, Robert Wyatt, Mike Patton, Ornette Coleman, John Zorn, Fred Frith, Marc Ribot, Dave Douglas, Jamaaladeen Tacuma, Joey Baron, Erik Friedlander, Evelyn Glennie, Brian Eno and David Torn perform music from the albums "Uncle Meat", "Weasels Ripped My Flesh", "The Perfect Stranger", "Civilization Phaze III" and the musical "Hunchentoot".
During this time, I'd like to see ZpZ sitting in the front row enjoying the show. Consider it a recreation of sorts of one of the Garrick Theater shows.

Any members of Phish. FZ was the single biggest influence on that band.

Buckethead on just about anything, but preferably taking over "Stunt Guitar" duties on something like Stevie's Spanking.

I'd like to see Trendmonger under the guillotine a la Alice Cooper. Except it is real.

Instead of perpetuating the trend of killing humans I'll just try and be a bit of a sport with a sense of humor. Get real..... humans have been killing enough of one another. My guess with talk like the above you'll vote for John McCaine and his 100 year war flag.

"I Love The Dead"
I love the dead before they're cold,
Their blueing flesh for me to hold.
Cadaver eyes upon me see nothing.
- Alice Cooper

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Trendmonger's Moment Of Clarity

FZ "Read It And Weep"
April 17,1981

Frank Zappa left the ZFT in Control of his Vaults and Artistic rights.
We the fans are not in control. We have a choice to use our eyes and ears or read it and weep.

R Kirk& Chick Corea

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Confusion will be my epitaph

I like those BS, but I want ZPZ to reprise the Mothers of Prevention using George Bush's speech on the economy to the Economic Club of NY Friday March 14th 2008. Do it Dweezil, please! You won't be sorry.

FC