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Can you hear me Major Crap...can you hear me Major Crap...from your craptaculer tin can...floating above the web....my screen as just turn blue and theres nothing that makes sense from you...
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sometimes you become so surprised by an unthought-of event, in our case a captivating space-rock concert, i mean, one'd be well far-gone if for instant Ozric Tentacles could catch anything nimble like Hawkwind never accomplished. So Frank in a jolly mood in the spur of the moment dug up a joke, probably guessing that no proper person would take a none-working drug through their noses. Howe stupid can they become, ya well...

And if there was a piece of crap (have a lazy look alout) or any green on for the experiment, any cosmopolitan would try launching a spliff-off, so laid-back, at least at the start, a-hEMp.... Soms it can take 3/4 of an hour of nervous shower so to say rollinga such a doobie-whoopperla up for the others to wait on ya!-) ...our last one with fingernail of stoeuff catapulted complete the nightshift crew out of the sun-system a bit. When masterly done a puff may even burn for 36oo/2 seccinds. A well-aware spaecialist would tell you that one mm, or just a thimble-full is the way of the magi. ...decaf along wizz, hmmm, feeling strange but hooh, panic attack the next time on the sides from the surroundings and music's almost taking over. Let the soundses be your guide, do you feel dizzy when you're stoned... trust me, knowing spirits will get all the support from the surroundings, weird phings starting to happen, a zeppelin with onboard sound or not. ....issy tap water save and ready.... ney-neh? a new-start from Win xPeriment, will you wager or wot? there's nothing we can do-a-hooh...

a-hum, wa'er. Has anyone ever probed that along a noisy smoke-device, ney, not a steam-boat, yer neptoonions-ka-rovvers. ...skip all that, it's now readdiouw time. Kapm? we're floatn, a shower of space-junk on the sensors....

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Actually I was moved to the latrine and took a CRAP...

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One more time for the world...I meet a guy in a bar once, I think he was a professional bull shitter, he was good very believable on most of his crap. Then he started in on FZ..and said (this is a quote) " I used to go over his house in the hills all the time, I know his kids Dweezil, Moon, Ahmet, and little Diva...we used to put acid in our eye lids together"...I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night. Sometimes ya got to let these things go...