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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:45 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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Seen Frank and heard the best-of concert in whole history. I've written some more posts first. You could speak to cheese maker about the Society Page from YAWYI, Charly's still trying to help. Kapm, you can fly the future at all times, and gimme a further second, ta.

I don't mean seen FZ as in a picture.Where did you see him for real? :roll:
You heard the best-of concert.Where was that? Was it live or memorex? :roll:
Well Punkin' I know you have alot of nonsense to write,so remember space baby,
take your protein pills and keep your helmet on!




Can you hear me Major Crap...can you hear me Major Crap...from your craptaculer tin can...floating above the web....my screen as just turn blue and theres nothing that makes sense from you...
dun da dun dun dun dun
dun da dun dun dun dun
dun da dun dun dun dun
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:37 pm 
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sometimes you become so surprised by an unthought-of event, in our case a captivating space-rock concert, i mean, one'd be well far-gone if for instant Ozric Tentacles could catch anything nimble like Hawkwind never accomplished. So Frank in a jolly mood in the spur of the moment dug up a joke, probably guessing that no proper person would take a none-working drug through their noses. Howe stupid can they become, ya well...

And if there was a piece of crap (have a lazy look alout) or any green on for the experiment, any cosmopolitan would try launching a spliff-off, so laid-back, at least at the start, a-hEMp.... Soms it can take 3/4 of an hour of nervous shower so to say rollinga such a doobie-whoopperla up for the others to wait on ya!-) ...our last one with fingernail of stoeuff catapulted complete the nightshift crew out of the sun-system a bit. When masterly done a puff may even burn for 36oo/2 seccinds. A well-aware spaecialist would tell you that one mm, or just a thimble-full is the way of the magi. ...decaf along wizz, hmmm, feeling strange but hooh, panic attack the next time on the sides from the surroundings and music's almost taking over. Let the soundses be your guide, do you feel dizzy when you're stoned... trust me, knowing spirits will get all the support from the surroundings, weird phings starting to happen, a zeppelin with onboard sound or not. ....issy tap water save and ready.... ney-neh? a new-start from Win xPeriment, will you wager or wot? there's nothing we can do-a-hooh...

a-hum, wa'er. Has anyone ever probed that along a noisy smoke-device, ney, not a steam-boat, yer neptoonions-ka-rovvers. ...skip all that, it's now readdiouw time. Kapm? we're floatn, a shower of space-junk on the sensors....


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:30 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
:roll: Did ya'll love that story from someone who saw FZ when he was alive? So moving,I was moved to freaking tears!! :roll:



Actually I was moved to the latrine and took a CRAP... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:04 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
One more time,
Speaking of crap..I was told by a member of the 60's SF acid rock band KAK,that FZ gave him $1,200 after their gig."It's for the boys' they where tight" he says... "is this enough for an ounce of coke?"
I want to know if he will back up that story now.I told him in the 80's & 90's and now this decade,that don't sound like FZ at all.He say's it's true.What are you gonna do? Anyone else heard of KAK? Or FZ throwing around money on dope for his band?



One more time for the world...I meet a guy in a bar once, I think he was a professional bull shitter, he was good very believable on most of his crap. Then he started in on FZ..and said (this is a quote) " I used to go over his house in the hills all the time, I know his kids Dweezil, Moon, Ahmet, and little Diva...we used to put acid in our eye lids together"...I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night. Sometimes ya got to let these things go... :|


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