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 Post subject: Re: The Favourite Phrase
PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:38 pm 
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PENCIL NECK GIVE UP 8)


I take it the ear thing got a little close to home, sorry. Hey be careful they usually say nothing bigger than your index finger in your ears, but if we’re talking green floating Zen master ears, you may want to limit yourself to say a big toe. Now if you look like the little Star Wars chap you may have a chance of using that toe to clean them up and improve your hearing. Okay now your way past your bed time, off with ya, and make sure you don't wet yourself tonight ya little booger head.


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 Post subject: Re: The Favourite Phrase
PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:44 pm 
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I take it the ear thing got a little close to home ?Thats you talking
This is me i will also so your getting boring like i said three days a go :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Favourite Phrase
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I take it the ear thing got a little close to home ?Thats you talking
This is me i will also so your getting boring like i said three days a go :wink:


You can always tell when the baby's get tired, they get whinny...maybe a lullaby would be in order;
Go sleep
Don’t wet the sheet
Sweet dreams Clingy Baby
You got problems
And will solve them
If you think that we otta
Go to sleep now
Little Cleon
One day, you may
Wake up and
Grow up
Nighty night and if you cry at night I hope ya don’t wale.


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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:57 pm 
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YOU LOOSING YO NERVE :twisted:

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You know the true hero's never lose their nerve, hell I was part of the start up a lot of activities they now call Extreme sports (what a bunch of nerds), anyway behind all strong, brave, good looking (if I do say so myself) men (key word here you may not know the meaning of) is a strong beautiful women, and mine is asking me to come enjoy a fine meal with her...so until next time...


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i DONT EVER THIKNG YOU ;POST IS A ME BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN , CRUM YOU THICK CUNT :| :|

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i DONT EVER THIKNG YOU ;POST IS A ME BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN , CRUM YOU THICK CUNT :| :|


Let’s see if we can make sense of the little guys gibbering;
i DONT EVER THIKNG
Translation: I do not ever think (not surprised)
YOU ;POST IS A ME
Translation: You post me up (I believe this to be a basket ball term for someone having trouble with a superior player in close)
BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN
Translation: You will win (since the negative is classic lack of confidence with a dash of famous last words)
CRUM YOU THICK CUNT
Translation: See rum you think se you not (This was a tuffy but I think he is mimicking Shakespeare)

Well we will be working on little Cleons English Literature skills tomorrow, poor lad.


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You Ain't even Number :mrgreen: 2 Two too to :P

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Trendmonger wrote:
For my taste DZ is quickly becoming my all time prefereed compositional guitarist.
Yes Frank diod so much more over a long period of compositional air sculptures
but give DZ a decade or two I can see his solos will be not only as legendar as FZs
but technocaly surpass FZs god and bad nightsout. No that any FZ solo was really ever bad
but DZ is more consistent in what he achieves.

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Trendmonger wrote:
For my taste DZ is quickly becoming my all time prefereed compositional guitarist.
Yes Frank diod so much more over a long period of compositional air sculptures
but give DZ a decade or two I can see his solos will be not only as legendar as FZs
but technocaly surpass FZs god and bad nightsout. No that any FZ solo was really ever bad
but DZ is more consistent in what he achieves.


Say WHAT?????????


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just plain doug wrote:
Trendmonger wrote:
For my taste DZ is quickly becoming my all time prefereed compositional guitarist.
Yes Frank diod so much more over a long period of compositional air sculptures
but give DZ a decade or two I can see his solos will be not only as legendar as FZs
but technocaly surpass FZs god and bad nightsout. No that any FZ solo was really ever bad
but DZ is more consistent in what he achieves.


Say WHAT?????????


What :mrgreen:

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Turn it down! He used to be a nice boy!!

He used to cut my grass!

He used to be a nice boy!

He used to cut my grass!

He use to be a nice boy....... :mrgreen:

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His favorite phrase was outta sight! :mrgreen:

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Honey,I'll be gone a couple a 5 days hiking the Appalachian trail! :mrgreen:

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