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I'm going to be violently and copiously ill..

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I'm going to be violently and copiously ill..

...minimally I wish you good will and leave it at that.
etc., etc. :D

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Being that this topic started on April 1st I hesitated before pooting forth with a see "Call Any Vegetable" but after seeing George Carlin's It's Bad For Ya the so called Vegetabalism of America brings new thoughts to mind when I hear the phrase God Bless America. Fanaskeptasaureous Vegetablism where they think the actions of ZPZ & the ZFT are cause for complaints at times have a most striking resemblance. What's next God Bless the Roxy DVD.

While Frank was eager to point out the mindless questions, questions, questions, flooding into the minds of the concerned young persons(consumers) today after hearing George Carlin joke of how obnoxious it would be for God to play favorites in blessing America over the other 200 countries I really have to wonder how ignorant, ignorant ignorant the average American is to the problems of humanity where their greed, power, hate and cruelty is the common patriotic thread. As the song goes Ah, but it's a great time to be alive, ladies and gentlemen.With ZPZ and the Vault moving along I for one am quite thrilled but some still have audacity to complain.

I question the analogy of how obnoxious Fortune 100 or Worldly Bilderberg perpetuated greed with their me, me, me commercialism of spreading the ideology of bigger trucks with more power relates to fans who care more about consuming as much of the Zappa vault and as fast as possible while displaying little concern for artistic integrity and the overall vault life sustainable resources.

It's obvious that these Vaulternative releases show a concern for Green Awareness of earthly and universal domains. While the art is somewhat fixed in it's resources the fans treat it like some Carbon Based Fuel wanting to fill their HUMMERs with Zappa Lighter And Sweeter Crude Oil instead of a clean and renewable energy source.

The way I see it the ZFT are dealing with projects very much in the same manner that Frank had. Many works in progress. The return on investment on any given or a set of projects goes into the over work in progress scheme.


Oh great, Lord King God Idiot has decided to put his two cents in. Or, we need an ark to survive this drool.

Hey, threads over. Everybody ruined it. I'm ashamed to be a posting human being on a forum. This will set me back thousands in therapy. I don't know if I can go on.


Lord King God , how is your therapy going.

It would be futile for me to get into dialog regarding your comprehention and or ability to discuss these quotes but minimally I wish you good will and leave it at that.

In these troubling economic times I question if you have ever considered saving your money on mental health care and just take the least path of resistance to your problems. I don't know maybe you need those doctors and medications from hell. I wish I could say that the mental health industry had a grasp on these type of problems but from the people I know who have become part of that mental health system be it doctors or patients I really wonder who is more fucked up. Personally I have always found a better way to deal with these form of issues than getting involved but each and every individual I know or have known involved with connection to the mental health industry has serious issues.


Points of View of a forum members should not affect your life but then again when a point of view becomes an attack on an individual person or their business something else always takes over. Good luck with your doctors but Good Lord King God just find a way to be happy while not stepping on someone else business.

Sincerely one of the reasons you convince yourself you need therapy.


My Daily Advice To Gail:

Avoid this guy.

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My Daily Advice To Gail:

Avoid this guy.


I think she knows perfectly well who Trendmonger is and how few and far-between are his moments of clarity.

She probably has a special filter just to handle his emails...

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
My Daily Advice To Gail:

Avoid this guy.


I think she knows perfectly well who Trendmonger is and how few and far-between are his moments of clarity.

She probably has a special filter just to handle his emails...



LMAO except I'm sure it's true!

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So I see that even while I've been away, Trendy hasn't shut up. But tell me this, has he reincarnated again while I've been away?
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Why no Ike?


Probably because they don't want someone smoking rocks on the tour bus, or falling over and puking on stage after murdering one of Frank's compositions. But that's just a wild guess.

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So Gail, do you have any pets right now?

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So Gail, just wondering - what's in your Ipod?

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So Gail, How often does Gary call the house and how many numbers have you had since he started calling?

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Ya, I got a question for you Gail.

Have you heard Dylan's new Christmas cd?
Funnier than ANYTHING Frank EVER did!!!!
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Ya, I got a question for you Gail.

Have you heard Dylan's new Christmas cd?
Funnier than ANYTHING Frank EVER did!!!!


Be nice to Bob, Jeddy, the Christmas CD may be a weird idea, but the money does go to hunger, and there are a lot more hungry people nowadays.

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So Gail, is fried spaghetti just that? Take some spaghetti and fry it?

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I've been slacking off here. But, let's be honest, Gail isn't exactly keeping up her end of this, either.

Gail, what do you think of Obama?

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Gail, what's your beverage of choice?

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Hey Gail, what's your favorite Mexican restaurant in L.A.? I like Los Burritos on Hollywood BLVD.
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Can we see the Christmas cards Gary sends each year? :mrgreen:

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Gail: Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

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Gail - what's with the rain, huh? Lots of it out there.

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Gail did you get my gift?

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Gail have you ever answered a question from a forum memeber?
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Gail have you ever answered a question from a forum memeber?


I can answer that one!

No.

She's replied to criticism along the way, but a direct question, I don't think so.

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If you ask a question and GZ doesn't answer it...does it make a sound? :wink:
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No, but if you ask a question and it remains unanswered, at least your minimal expectations of non-response would be realized.

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