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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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Well, if cartoons do it for you, I guess that's good.

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Well, if cartoons do it for you, I guess that's good.


I'm only interested in two things,
.. see if you can guess what they are

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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stride wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
Well, if cartoons do it for you, I guess that's good.


I'm only interested in two things,
.. see if you can guess what they are


Spelunking expeditions and green tea?

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calvin2hikers wrote:
Well, if cartoons do it for you, I guess that's good.


I assume it makes masturbation an even more do-it-yourself affair than it usually is; just scribble a bit and you're away! :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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there's only one wanker on this page
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stride wrote:
there's only one wanker on this page
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NOT...

LENNNNYYYY!!
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Caputh
 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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stride wrote:
there's only one wanker on this page
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Well, I always say- if you've never masturbated you've lead a very sheltered life.

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stride wrote:
there's only one wanker on this page
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Are you sure?

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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stride wrote:
there's only one wanker on this page
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Are you sure?


Fine, I'll leave.

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stride wrote:
there's only one wanker on this page
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Are you sure?


now that you've chimed in, its definately two
.. and quite possibly 3 ?

Clue: one is not Lenny

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So Lenny and yourself have something in common! Neither of you have ever wanked? Man, you've both missed out! :wink:
However, may I point out that statistically speaking you are in a minority.

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So Lenny and yourself have something in common! Neither of you have ever wanked? Man, you've both missed out! :wink:
However, may I point out that statistically speaking you are in a minority.


Wow!, you really can twist shit around Cap

The word wanker as used by me was a metaphorical term more along the lines of a general insult than that of a literal accusation

In fact you brought it up and continue to do so
maybe you could hookup for some great cyber-sex with sabrina III ?


perhaps in future i could use more colourfull colloquialisms to express my contempt of gormless witt

:arrow: titties and beer

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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Well,
a) It wasn't a particularly serious attack on your person.
b) Why do you feel it neccessary to gratuitously throw insults around, as neither Calvin or Sabrina or myself seemed to me to be seriously insulting you?
c) The term 'wanker' always seemed to me to be a particularly futile form of insult. Since most people have, at some point, engaged in wanking it would appear to be as about as effective as calling someone a "breather" or an "eater". Unless, of course, they spend their time doing nothing else.
d) Gormless wit is in the eye of the beholder; is a nude Marge and an insult more amusing than a veiled (or unveiled) reference to masturbation and how can we measure 'amusing'?
e) I can think of nothing less erotic than cybersex, apart from, possibly, Margaret Thatcher.

Still, no hard feelings.

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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Is it D`oh or Dooh!-? Or just doh? I know what (word) sez,but what does Homer say on the script? :? :mrgreen:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Is it D`oh or Dooh!-? Or just doh? I know what (word) sez,but what does Homer say on the script? :? :mrgreen:


In script it's [ANNOYED GRUNT].

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In the dubbed German version, he says "Nein!" (very quickly and in a high-pitched voice), which is a bit unoriginal, but my 10 year old son has taken to it and uses it often, which makes it more amusing for me.

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I feckin love that king kong album!

Solid Jackson!

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Is it D`oh or Dooh!-? Or just doh? I know what (word) sez,but what does Homer say on the script? :? :mrgreen:


In script it's [ANNOYED GRUNT].

Caputh wrote:
In the dubbed German version, he says "Nein!" (very quickly and in a high-pitched voice), which is a bit unoriginal, but my 10 year old son has taken to it and uses it often, which makes it more amusing for me.

:lol: On our news they showed it being spelt (HA-HA) as DOOH! Then to be entered as such into Websters Dictionary. I like "Nein!" to,that is so funny- kool! :wink: :mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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Well, ...don't get it
.. blah blah yammer yo



HERE

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 Post subject: Re: Simpsons!
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So its like dough without nuts! Dooh! I get it.I don't like those stoopid nuts anyway.It"s all their fault! Do"h, stupid nuts. :mrgreen:

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stride wrote:
Well, ...don't get it
.. blah blah yammer yo



Dearest, darling, ever-wonderful Stride!


After reading through your other posts on this page again, I've finally got it!

A salacious drawing of a half-clothed Simpson, brandishing a doughnut + a well-worn quote by Frank Zappa + a gratuitous insult = rib-tickling humour!

How could I have been so blind? Now that I've seen how well this formula works for you, you can be sure I will stick to it myself, any time the wild compulsion to be amusing overcomes me!

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Glib is good .. no ?

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VERY COOL!!!!! :mrgreen:
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Still, no hard feelings.


I just got it. :oops: :mrgreen:

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