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just plain doug

Post subject: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:50 am

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...what might his current song titles be?

---"Brown Lips Don't Make It"
---"Uncle Koresh's Farm"
---"My Guitar Wants to Kill Obama"
---"Bail-Outs Everyday"
---"Who Are The Boarder Police?"
---"Can't Afford No Homes"

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Mr_Green_Genes

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:12 pm

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Location: Fountain of Love

Ok, here is a list of stupid suggestions:

[*]Stolen Elections (as applied for Bush)

[*]Financial Meltdown in the Marketplace

[*]Concentration Guantanamo

[*]Absolutely expensive

[*]Meet the mothers of copyright

[*]Cheney's Revenge (thanks to jimmie_d)

[*]Jazz from Iraq

[*]Emos are for assholes

[*]Synclavier favorites

[*]The internet is broken

[*]The ocean is the ultimate solution to halt global warming

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My_Name_Is_Fritz

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:47 pm

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Location: Rhineland

Dubya is such an asshole
Solo from Cologne (2001)
My guitar wants to kill American Idol (Pop Idol, Nouvelle Star, DSDS)

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Mr_Green_Genes

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:01 pm

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just plain doug wrote:

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---"Can't Afford No Homes"

Ain't got no home

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thatstuffisverybadforyou

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:35 pm

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Location: Birmingham, AL

Where are all the hungry freaks, daddy?

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Mr_Green_Genes

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:53 pm

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Location: Fountain of Love

Help me I'm Iraq

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MentalTossFlycoon

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:06 pm

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Location: in the tiny dirt somewhere

Return of The Son Of Dickie's Such an Asshole

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Mr_Green_Genes

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:14 pm

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Viagara (sic) decisions

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calvin2hikers

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:54 pm

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You Didn't Try To Text Me
Cruisin' For Katie Holmes
Down In De Debt
Steroids To Heaven
Katrina Vivace
Yo'Bama
Can't Afford No Crocs
Titties 'N Beer (some things never change)
Pick Me I'm The Lesser Of Two Evils

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Lumpy Gravy

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:07 pm

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'invocation & ritual dance of the old pumpkin'

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GuitarplayainMD

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:21 pm

Joined: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:26 am
Posts: 88
Location: Maryland

Paris Hilton (Crew Slut)

Ted Haggard on Ski's (Orrin Hatch on ski's)

Holiday in Guantanamo Bay (The Torture Never Stops or Holiday in Berlin)

Little FEMA bungalow I used to live in (Little House I used to live in)

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Lumpy Gravy

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:45 pm

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'food gathering in post-industrial america, 2012'

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Mr_Green_Genes

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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:21 am

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[*]Mr Green Genomes

[*]The Lord of the Rings (also directed by Peter Jackson)

[*]The Large Hadron Collider is Broken or Finding Higgs' Boson

[*]Lonesome Cowboy Bush

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My_Name_Is_Fritz

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:03 am

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Twenty Small Chewing Gums

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:27 am

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

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For Calvin (and his next two car-jackers)

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Flea

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:05 am

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Location: Croatia, Europe

damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him...

PS too bad he never got a chance to hear british indie rock, or todays MTVs RnB... or even grunge

It might be one shot deal for Kurt xD

I come from McDonalds or maybe Harry (Potter) go away

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wheatgurm

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:17 am

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Location: Washington State, USA

If Franks career started 10 years ago. We probably would have never even heard from/of him. Today's music executives/labels are very different from 40 years ago. I don't think they would have put up such a risk w/ experimental LP's like F.O. or WOIIFTM.

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just plain doug

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:36 am

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Location: Kitchener, Ontario, CANADA

Flea wrote:

damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him...

wheatgurm wrote:

How DARE you guys stick reality onto the "Legends, Myths and Fantasies" section!!

---"Islamic Girls"
---"Broken Hearts Are For Republicans"
---"What Kind of She-Male Do You Think We Are?"
---"Little House the 14 of Us Used to Live In"

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wheatgurm

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:21 am

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just plain doug wrote:

Flea wrote:

damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him...

wheatgurm wrote:

How DARE you guys stick reality onto the "Legends, Myths and Fantasies" section!!

lol

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sabrinaIII

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:41 am

Joined: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:40 am
Posts: 3493
Location: The Blue Light

Hows about:

America Drinks and Goes Broke
Iraqui Armaments
We Are All Hungry Freaks, Daddy!
Do You Like My Non-Gasoline, Low Carbon Imprint Car?

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thatstuffisverybadforyou

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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:29 pm

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Location: Birmingham, AL

Stem Cell Conclusion

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My_Name_Is_Fritz

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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:02 pm

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German customs (sucks)

Trendmonger rubs it

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Flea

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:33 pm

Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:15 am
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Location: Croatia, Europe

she-male lol! :mrgreen:

now there would deffinetly be a song about pregnant man :mrgreen:

: The Girl Wants To Fix Her Some Testicles

facebook song? even I wrote one :roll:

/cut
Favorite hobby
Favorite baby
Pepsi or Cola
Your friend from Angola
IS, ON, LINE, NOW
/cut
:mrgreen:

oh, lets not forget our brintey spears and hear bald faze: Wonderful Baldo

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FaithfulZappa

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:26 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 23, 2008 4:50 pm
Posts: 434
Location: Michigan

Coca-Cola Decisions.

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sabrinaIII

Post subject: Re: If F.Z.'s career began 10 years ago...

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:00 pm

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Location: The Blue Light

I Have Seen The de-Pleated Stock Portfolio
The Girl With The Magnesium Burnoose
Operation Mission Accomplished
Pick Me, I'm Black
Semi-Fraudulent Direct From Enron Overture
Octuplets Everyday

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