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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:50 am 
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...what might his current song titles be?


---"Brown Lips Don't Make It"
---"Uncle Koresh's Farm"
---"My Guitar Wants to Kill Obama"
---"Bail-Outs Everyday"
---"Who Are The Boarder Police?"
---"Can't Afford No Homes"

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:12 pm 
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Ok, here is a list of stupid suggestions:

[*]Stolen Elections (as applied for Bush)

[*]Financial Meltdown in the Marketplace

[*]Concentration Guantanamo

[*]Absolutely expensive

[*]Meet the mothers of copyright

[*]Cheney's Revenge (thanks to jimmie_d)

[*]Jazz from Iraq

[*]Emos are for assholes

[*]Synclavier favorites

[*]The internet is broken

[*]The ocean is the ultimate solution to halt global warming

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:47 pm 
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Solo from Cologne (2001)
My guitar wants to kill American Idol (Pop Idol, Nouvelle Star, DSDS)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:01 pm 
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---"Can't Afford No Homes"


Ain't got no home

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Where are all the hungry freaks, daddy?

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Viagara (sic) decisions

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You Didn't Try To Text Me
Cruisin' For Katie Holmes
Down In De Debt
Steroids To Heaven
Katrina Vivace
Yo'Bama
Can't Afford No Crocs
Titties 'N Beer (some things never change)
Pick Me I'm The Lesser Of Two Evils

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:21 pm 
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Paris Hilton (Crew Slut)

Ted Haggard on Ski's (Orrin Hatch on ski's)

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Little FEMA bungalow I used to live in (Little House I used to live in)


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'food gathering in post-industrial america, 2012'

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[*]Mr Green Genomes

[*]The Lord of the Rings (also directed by Peter Jackson)

[*]The Large Hadron Collider is Broken or Finding Higgs' Boson

[*]Lonesome Cowboy Bush

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For Calvin (and his next two car-jackers)

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damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him... :|

PS too bad he never got a chance to hear british indie rock, or todays MTVs RnB... or even grunge

It might be one shot deal for Kurt xD

I come from McDonalds or maybe Harry (Potter) go away

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:17 am 
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If Franks career started 10 years ago. We probably would have never even heard from/of him. Today's music executives/labels are very different from 40 years ago. I don't think they would have put up such a risk w/ experimental LP's like F.O. or WOIIFTM.

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Flea wrote:
damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him... :|

wheatgurm wrote:
If Franks career started 10 years ago. We probably would have never even heard from/of him. Today's music executives/labels are very different from 40 years ago. I don't think they would have put up such a risk w/ experimental LP's like F.O. or WOIIFTM.

How DARE you guys stick reality onto the "Legends, Myths and Fantasies" section!! :P

---"Islamic Girls"
---"Broken Hearts Are For Republicans"
---"What Kind of She-Male Do You Think We Are?"
---"Little House the 14 of Us Used to Live In"

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just plain doug wrote:
Flea wrote:
damn, If frank was still alive... damn... I think todays world would be too much even for him... :|

wheatgurm wrote:
If Franks career started 10 years ago. We probably would have never even heard from/of him. Today's music executives/labels are very different from 40 years ago. I don't think they would have put up such a risk w/ experimental LP's like F.O. or WOIIFTM.

How DARE you guys stick reality onto the "Legends, Myths and Fantasies" section!! :P


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Hows about:

America Drinks and Goes Broke
Iraqui Armaments
We Are All Hungry Freaks, Daddy!
Do You Like My Non-Gasoline, Low Carbon Imprint Car?

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Stem Cell Conclusion

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Trendmonger rubs it

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she-male lol! :mrgreen:
now there would deffinetly be a song about pregnant man :mrgreen: : The Girl Wants To Fix Her Some Testicles

facebook song? even I wrote one :roll:
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Favorite hobby
Favorite baby
Pepsi or Cola
Your friend from Angola
IS, ON, LINE, NOW
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oh, lets not forget our brintey spears and hear bald faze: Wonderful Baldo

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I Have Seen The de-Pleated Stock Portfolio
The Girl With The Magnesium Burnoose
Operation Mission Accomplished
Pick Me, I'm Black
Semi-Fraudulent Direct From Enron Overture
Octuplets Everyday

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