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well...I still call it Bwana :D

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You make up a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where FZ is king of the Zombies. :mrgreen:
Or you just listen to him way too much and are not shy about spouting off the merits and credentials of the greatest musician/composer of the last 100 years. 8)


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You are a true Zappa fan when you DON'T create multiple accounts to deliberately spam the Zappa forums...

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ZappaIsAZombie wrote:
You make up a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where FZ is king of the Zombies. :mrgreen:
Or you just listen to him way too much and are not shy about spouting off the merits and credentials of the greatest musician/composer of the last 100 years. 8)


You think this guy dabbles in Zappa.

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calvin2hikers wrote:
ZappaIsAZombie wrote:
You make up a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where FZ is king of the Zombies. :mrgreen:
Or you just listen to him way too much and are not shy about spouting off the merits and credentials of the greatest musician/composer of the last 100 years. 8)


You think this guy dabbles in Zappa.



You must be a fan when you put up with all the so called "creative" jibberishly crap-tac-uler cookie cutter posters on this forum...yes they dabble...or more like peddle crap as some sort of hipster dewfuss revenge of the nerdish and must I say crap-o-lish-us posts, that pose as far out and modern poetry/stories/posts that are supposed to blow our minds... wow I am like totally like tripping on this far out and exciting crap... It must be catchy I am starting to sound like them :wink:


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You think Plook sucks because he questions your Zappa fan-hood!

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You think Plook sucks because he questions your Zappa fan-hood!



That wasn't ment for you my small cartoon friend, I think I am fairly sraight forward on these different folks who speak in crap that have come along. Hey I'm getting old and they are putting a lot of stress on my Crap-Detector, it still works good and it doesn't go off willy-nilly... :lol:


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tweezers wrote:
And my dick is a Harley, you kick it to start :)
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well...I still call it Bwana :D
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... you name the tree in your backyard "Ethel"

At 18 on my way back from Mexico,I stopped at The Whiskey,about 10:00 am,went upstairs to the secratary area and asked to borrow some lipstick.Well after I explained why,one of the girls gave me a cherry red color of lipsick,that I proceeded to write,on the womens toilet stall; Girls from all over the world,love to write my name on the toilet walls,of The Whiskey-A-GO-GO! For I am Bwana Dik (Who),(Me!)Bwana Dik.Yes! Me bwana Dik!! {Truth/on/FZ}
The lipstick ran out but she didn't.The way she looked at me.Had I stayed longer than that month,well,I would now live in LA.Or not.To close to call.Her name was Ethel.And now I'm as big as Billy The Mountain :cry:

To do and have fun wasn't even a second thought back then.Now the kids are allright but they just don't understand that you can make a different noise,wear something more colorfull,and you can go out in the world,(can't you?)and do it!? But don't jump on Zappa .com like your the next best kool thing and expect us to care.Why you ask?Why don't we jump.Thats easy we are all Bozos on this bus! Less splash,more listen and relate.
We don't know you yet. :idea:
Now doe's anyone,but me,keep getting unwanted PM's from any of the new space babies?
If I don't respond to you I just might not be a vegatable,you are on Ignore and the Admin.sez knock it off or you will cease to exist in this forum.
Thanks to Mikey :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:57 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
tweezers wrote:
And my dick is a Harley, you kick it to start :)
tweezers wrote:
well...I still call it Bwana :D
Brothergrosby wrote:
... you name the tree in your backyard "Ethel"

At 18 on my way back from Mexico,I stopped at The Whiskey,about 10:00 am,went upstairs to the secratary area and asked to borrow some lipstick.Well after I explained why,one of the girls gave me a cherry red color of lipsick,that I proceeded to write,on the womens toilet stall; Girls from all over the world,love to write my name on the toilet walls,of The Whiskey-A-GO-GO! For I am Bwana Dik (Who),(Me!)Bwana Dik.Yes! Me bwana Dik!! {Truth/on/FZ}
The lipstick ran out but she didn't.The way she looked at me.Had I stayed longer than that month,well,I would now live in LA.Or not.To close to call.Her name was Ethel.And now I'm as big as Billy The Mountain :cry:

To do and have fun wasn't even a second thought back then.Now the kids are allright but they just don't understand that you can make a different noise,wear something more colorfull,and you can go out in the world,(can't you?)and do it!? But don't jump on Zappa .com like your the next best kool thing and expect us to care.Why you ask?Why don't we jump.Thats easy we are all Bozos on this bus! Less splash,more listen and relate.
We don't know you yet. :idea:
Now doe's anyone,but me,keep getting unwanted PM's from any of the new space babies?
If I don't respond to you I just might not be a vegatable,you are on Ignore and the Admin.sez knock it off or you will cease to exist in this forum.
Thanks to Mikey :mrgreen:



That post made my morning!

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AWESOME...Kapt.Kiirk you are the space babbies father... :mrgreen:


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Plook wrote:
You must be a fan when you put up with all the so called "creative" jibberishly crap-tac-uler cookie cutter posters on this forum...yes they dabble...or more like peddle crap as some sort of hipster dewfuss revenge of the nerdish and must I say crap-o-lish-us posts, that pose as far out and modern poetry/stories/posts that are supposed to blow our minds... wow I am like totally like tripping on this far out and exciting crap... It must be catchy I am starting to sound like them.
wouldn't this be a boring place if we all were like you?

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
Plook wrote:
You must be a fan when you put up with all the so called "creative" jibberishly crap-tac-uler cookie cutter posters on this forum...yes they dabble...or more like peddle crap as some sort of hipster dewfuss revenge of the nerdish and must I say crap-o-lish-us posts, that pose as far out and modern poetry/stories/posts that are supposed to blow our minds... wow I am like totally like tripping on this far out and exciting crap... It must be catchy I am starting to sound like them.
wouldn't this be a boring place if we all were like you?



You are totally correct Mr. Gravy...but can't a brother have a little fun being cynical and bitchy... :mrgreen:

P.S. Have you ever got around to checking out XTC???
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Plook wrote:
You are totally correct Mr. Gravy...but can't a brother have a little fun being cynical and bitchy... :mrgreen:
yeah, sure, we all need to get our rocks off now and then.

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P.S. Have you ever got around to checking out XTC???
uhmm... yeah, sure... thinking about anything special about them...?

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
Plook wrote:
You are totally correct Mr. Gravy...but can't a brother have a little fun being cynical and bitchy... :mrgreen:
yeah, sure, we all need to get our rocks off now and then.

Plook wrote:
P.S. Have you ever got around to checking out XTC???
uhmm... yeah, sure... thinking about anything special about them...?



We had talked about some of there realitively newer stuff some time ago and you were going to check it...I thought we had tha conversation...but I have sometimers some times I remember and some times I don't.
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Plook wrote:
P.S. Have you ever got around to checking out XTC???
Lumpy Gravy wrote:
uhmm... yeah, sure... thinking about anything special about them...?
Plook wrote:
We had talked about some of there realitively newer stuff some time ago and you were going to check it...I thought we had tha conversation...but I have sometimers some times I remember and some times I don't.
ah, ok. yeah, my memory is not the best either... but, no, xtc, as we knew them, don't seem to be up to anything. andy partridge is doing his stuff, and colin moulding seems to have pretty much left the public eye altogether.

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Yeah I read that...bumer...I thought Apple Venus and Wasp Star were excellent works... :(


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tweezers wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
tweezers wrote:
And my dick is a Harley, you kick it to start :)
tweezers wrote:
well...I still call it Bwana :D
Brothergrosby wrote:
... you name the tree in your backyard "Ethel"

At 18 on my way back from Mexico,I stopped at The Whiskey,about 10:00 am,went upstairs to the secratary area and asked to borrow some lipstick.Well after I explained why,one of the girls gave me a cherry red color of lipsick,that I proceeded to write,on the womens toilet stall; Girls from all over the world,love to write my name on the toilet walls,of The Whiskey-A-GO-GO! For I am Bwana Dik (Who),(Me!)Bwana Dik.Yes! Me bwana Dik!! {Truth/on/FZ}
The lipstick ran out but she didn't.The way she looked at me.Had I stayed longer than that month,well,I would now live in LA.Or not.To close to call.Her name was Ethel.And now I'm as big as Billy The Mountain :cry:

To do and have fun wasn't even a second thought back then.Now the kids are allright but they just don't understand that you can make a different noise,wear something more colorfull,and you can go out in the world,(can't you?)and do it!? But don't jump on Zappa .com like your the next best kool thing and expect us to care.Why you ask?Why don't we jump.Thats easy we are all Bozos on this bus! Less splash,more listen and relate.
We don't know you yet. :idea:
Now doe's anyone,but me,keep getting unwanted PM's from any of the new space babies?
If I don't respond to you I just might not be a vegatable,you are on Ignore and the Admin.sez knock it off or you will cease to exist in this forum.
Thanks to Mikey :mrgreen:



That post made my morning!

Thanks tweezers! 8)

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Plook wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:
ZappaIsAZombie wrote:
You make up a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where FZ is king of the Zombies. :mrgreen:
Or you just listen to him way too much and are not shy about spouting off the merits and credentials of the greatest musician/composer of the last 100 years. 8)


You think this guy dabbles in Zappa.



You must be a fan when you put up with all the so called "creative" jibberishly crap-tac-uler cookie cutter posters on this forum...yes they dabble...or more like peddle crap as some sort of hipster dewfuss revenge of the nerdish and must I say crap-o-lish-us posts, that pose as far out and modern poetry/stories/posts that are supposed to blow our minds... wow I am like totally like tripping on this far out and exciting crap... It must be catchy I am starting to sound like them :wink:


Hey Douchenozzle, it's a joke. creative jibberish,huh? Like saying your from "somewhere in time"? Something like that? :wink:
I think you need to blow off some steam. Why don't you do the norm and go jerk-off to some internet porn. Y' know, take the edge off. :mrgreen:


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My goodness take it easy there, have fun say what you like, but please afford me the same...By the way, I did blow off some steam...ask your old lady...ba dum... :mrgreen:


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Plook wrote:
My goodness take it easy there, have fun say what you like, but please afford me the same...By the way, I did blow off some steam...ask your old lady...ba dum... :mrgreen:


OK, glad we understand each other. :mrgreen: I handle attacks like FZ did: I send them back ten-fold. :twisted:
BTW, hope the old lady was OK, she was pretty sore form last night when we had that threesome with your girlfriend. 8)


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ZappaIsAZombie wrote:
Plook wrote:
My goodness take it easy there, have fun say what you like, but please afford me the same...By the way, I did blow off some steam...ask your old lady...ba dum... :mrgreen:


OK, glad we understand each other. :mrgreen: I handle attacks like FZ did: I send them back ten-fold. :twisted:
BTW, hope the old lady was OK, she was pretty sore form last night when we had that threesome with your girlfriend. 8)



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