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Flipping the script....nice...

when you do what he say last txt no one like me here sucks peace u all

Translater?...Translater please...would some get the translater in here...he needs to be able to speak craptoe...

I"ve told Mikey about this one,But its a bait and switch,now we got dd.Remember the racial hate? The Pappy porn? There most likely together,how many more saggy nuts,from dd and his compounded personalities have we seen about 6-7 And I stand by my first statement;
You know you are a true Zappa fan when you have dd on ignore.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

...your cell phone rings with a great guitar riff and you hear Flo and Eddie going "Tell me you love me..." and you know it is your wife calling you (I also considered TTR's Love of My Life)...

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

When Thing-Fish-isms like "educashnin'" and "cavortment" and "renuncicate the doctryne" are part of your everyday (well, every-fortnight) vocabulary.

Similarly if you're English and you use phrases like "what's the deal" and "that's right, you heard right".

When you affect his delivery every time you end a sentence with a rhetorical "aren't you?" (as in "if you're English..." etc)

P.S: Have I answered this before? I couldn't be bothered to check.

You check if the 1984 remix of Are You Hung Up and the segue from Mom & Dad into Telephone Conversation have some revelations, just because pbuzby mentioned them in another post at the forum.

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We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers. Frank Zappa, 1971

Darn that pbuzby.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

You print the entire Information Is Not Knowledge comparison of all the differences in the various issues of Lumpy Gravy so you can compare one version to another second by second.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

You're asking yourself "Am I a douchebag for not knowing what the word fanaskeptosaurus really means ? "

You're depressed because you spent 5 years inside the closet in this forum --

Someone at the office says "it's gone!" and you have to stop yourself from replying "what, your talent for sucking?"

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Hmm, and who would do that?

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

A true Zappa Fan, of course!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Now thats radical!
Sing it to the tune "There's No Business Likey de Show Business"
Theres no groupie like a Zappa groupie!
There's no groupie I know.......,
That will sit in the pouring rain,
Who would endure all that pain,not complain.....,
Just as long as they got tix in row 1 A,center strait.,
Where they can secretly tape the show,can't wait,
Then you see it on your u-tube,it's crude,really rude,
To the music that Frank made great,you dumb it down so....
Now it's on with the show!(or is it)On...With...The...SHo....?
This the End.
Is that a real groupie or a Sears groupie?

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

Having somebody laugh at you at a stoplight when you're singing I'm A Beautiful Guy.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

.... you crack up,everytime you hear Bobby Brown is beatin' on Whitney Houston again.
I guess it's still hooked on,but now it shoots to quick!

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

...there is no such a thing as a bad time to spin a Zappa record...

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

when you introduce his music to a friend and they say "yeah im just not into it" and you say "NOOOO YOU JUST HAVNT HEARD THE RIGHT ALBUM", and you then proceed to show them 50 more albums.........

We are not groupies! We just like musicians for friends.

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I'm not bald; I'm taller than my hair.

Whats the deal? Didn't you just say you got off being juked by a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn? And your girlfriend had to have it with with a hot Yahoo bottle while somebodies sceaming! Pigs & donkeys,razor blades & needles,Alice cooper baby!
.......You know your a true Zappa fan when you answer questions with Zappa phrase's.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

FULL OFSHIT

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

We used to have that one! got em every year my mom did.

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First ask`em what kind of music they like.Second put on a Zappa recording to fit and stir,
makes it's own sause.

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

then theres always the "you just don't understand because you've only heard Valley Girl" excuse.... "Isn't he the dude with the moustache who had his photo taken on a toilet?"
*sighs*
Its just not worth the effort sometimes. theres only one other person in my life that enjoys his music like I do, and thats good enough for me I guess. I like that about Frank, he's not accessible to just any idiot. It takes a certain kind of person...nevertheless, I don't think I will ever stop shoving his music down other people's throats.