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What is Remmington Electric Razor .... w / Linda Rhonstadt no less 8)

I had a _____ _______ ____ on

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What is a Roger Daltry cape


Who said "the crowd was pretty good for a Wednesday..."?


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Who is Cap't Beefheart or The Bandleader


What is a Semi-Continental Hobby Horse ?

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You two are still having trouble figuring out how Jeopardy is played, I see.

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What is a Semi-Continental Hobby Horse ?

What is a mis-heard Transcontinental Hobbyhorse?
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Answer: It's just another rotten mess.

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Answer: It's just another rotten mess.


Question: What is "Every Day"?


Answer: He just couldn't help it......

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Question: Who is Harry (who's a Beast)?

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Answer: He walks on by the liquor store supreme.

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Q: Who Are Hungry Freaks, Daddy??

A: Smokin green hocker in a greyhound locker

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Q: Who Are Hungry Freaks, Daddy??

A: green hocker in a greyhound locker



What did FZ want from the doo doo room service ?

This was a tasty little sucker.

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[I was thinking Pygmy Twylyte ,,, ah well enough]

Q: What do you say after a Burnt Weeny Sandwich?

A: Flies all green and buzzin'

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:51 pm 
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Q-The Torture Never Stops.
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A- Helps me stealing hubcaps,
Wasted all the time.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:28 am 
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Who is Weesa ?

I'm speakin' atcha.

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Q: Who is Lonesome Cowboy Burt?

A:I am your secret smut & lost metal money

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:03 pm 
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A....What is Sofa # 2 or

Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
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Q....I was fired from Zappa's band for writing a song about dope.

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Who is Lowell George?

Your teeth are showing, so maybe you been there...

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Q. What is ' I Come From Nowhere '

A. Chump Hare Rama

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What did the guy who can't afford no shoes say...

Q. Kindergarten!


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How was it that Denny Walley stroke the guy on audience participation poetry time during the Don't Eat The Yellow Snow suite on YCDTOSA Vol. 1?

Ignorance is rampant there...

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Q. What is the Planet Of My Dreams ?

A. In 1960 Frank formed The ...... ... with himself on lead guitar and
vocals, Kenny Burgan on saxophone and Doug Rost playing rhythm guitar

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Q: Who are "the Boogie Men"?

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A: Perellis might court her.

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Q. Who was the daughter of a wealthy Florentine Pogan


A. This English artist was poked fun at by FZ in song and later did radio spots advertising the LP the song was on.

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Q.Who is Jeff Beck?
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A.This album was dedicated to everyone that was ever in The Mothers.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:32 pm 
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Ooh , Sorry .

Wrong Answer

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Donovan?Robert Plant?Bowie?Sting? I give up easily.Who? Take it off my DZW points.

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Peter Frampton ' I'm in You = I Have Been In You "

I never heard the radio spots , they were played on the west coast... Peter told me about them after I asked him if he ever heard the live booted version of the song.

No points awarded or deducted ... kinda like schools and kid's tee ball nowadays.... wouldn't want to hurt any feelings out there. :wink:

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