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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:38 pm 
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I remember a saying, but I am too lazy to look it up, (Maybe, Walt Whitman, or Robert Frost):

"Lord, if you'll forgive the little joke I played on you, I will forgive the big joke you played on me".

"Children of a future age, reading this indignant page, know that in a former time, love, sweet love, was thought a crime". (???) :!: :!: :!:

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:40 pm 
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I think,therefor I ramble.I'm a ramlin' kinda guy.(`n so's the lunatic ramblin' in my head)

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:00 am 
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Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.....oh noooooo!

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:47 am 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
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Lewd, crude, and socially unacceptable.

I think Jesus was probably very, very, cool. He just happened to seem square to some, because he had high values of honor, and integrity.


You know, that could actually be the case.

I think he was also perceived as a colorful character, abnoxious, and offensive. Perhaps because he was born in a barn?

I do think his style would have been trashing hotel rooms. (He threw the money changers out of the temple, because "Their cash, ain't nothin' but trash").

So, what does this have to do with Frank, and infidelity?

Well, I guess because he stood up for the woman taken in adultery, and i don't think I would be here, if I did not have my faith.


It didn't have anything to do with it, he just wanted to tell his horrible joke.

So sex, whores, groupies, love, blah.



WTF...Horrible Joke, I worked hard on that one, Dam you Cal... :x

And poor donalynette, I am not sure what you took in the past, but now you are taking everything to serious...have fun, lifes short... :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:07 am 
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The "Frank's Infidelity Thread" has mutated into the "Jesus Loves You/ Have a Sense of Humour Thread". A relief for me, as other peoples' sex lives are their own affair (unless you're Barry Miles).

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The "Frank's Infidelity Thread" has mutated into the "Jesus Loves You/ Have a Sense of Humour Thread". A relief for me, as other peoples' sex lives are their own affair (unless you're Barry Miles).



LMFAO... :mrgreen:

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A relief for me, as other peoples' sex lives are their own affair (unless you're Barry Miles).
Not if under age either :D

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:09 pm 
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Hey, When you come up with something better than "Jesus loves you,", let me know. It is probably better than f--k off, but I think it has been used so much, it looses meaning. I mean, who is Jesus? I never met the man. Is that because no one else cares? Seems to infer that.

Anyone remember, "Nobody loves you but your mother, and she could be jivin' too"?

I liked Huey Newton's: "Don't trust anyone, not even your mother".

If, you are, 100% certain, that you can tell the difference between sex, love, and fornication, then, you definitely have more intelligence, and sensitivity than I, but, I would not bet your life on it.

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:35 pm 
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I won't.But I'll bet yours! Have a nice day.

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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donalynette wrote:
Hey, When you come up with something better than "Jesus loves you,", let me know. It is probably better than f--k off, but I think it has been used so much, it looses meaning. I mean, who is Jesus? I never met the man. Is that because no one else cares? Seems to infer that.

Anyone remember, "Nobody loves you but your mother, and she could be jivin' too"?

I liked Huey Newton's: "Don't trust anyone, not even your mother".

If, you are, 100% certain, that you can tell the difference between sex, love, and fornication, then, you definitely have more intelligence, and sensitivity than I, but, I would not bet your life on it.


No problema

Sex is a physical act
Love is an emotional bond (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but I digress)
Fornication is someone self induging (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but again I digress)

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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Plook wrote:
Sex is a physical act
Love is an emotional bond (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but I digress)
Fornication is someone self induging (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but again I digress)


What is an orgasm?


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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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downer mydnyte wrote:
Plook wrote:
Sex is a physical act
Love is an emotional bond (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but I digress)
Fornication is someone self induging (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but again I digress)


What is an orgasm?


How old are you?

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What is an orgasm?

What Trendmonger has when a new Zappa release is announced.

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downer mydnyte wrote:
Plook wrote:
Sex is a physical act
Love is an emotional bond (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but I digress)
Fornication is someone self induging (with 1 or 2 sides agreeing...but again I digress)


What is an orgasm?



This is the rarest element of all and when discovered in its natural form a force to be reckoned with... :smoke:


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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:18 pm 
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just plain doug wrote:
downer mydnyte wrote:
What is an orgasm?

What Trendmonger has when a new Zappa release is announced.


hee hee heeeeeee heeeee heeeee


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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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donalynette wrote:

If, you are, 100% certain, that you can tell the difference between sex, love, and fornication, then, you definitely have more intelligence, and sensitivity than I, but, I would not bet your life on it.


Did not somebody who used to consort with loose women not make the the statement "Judge not, lest ye be judged"?

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Caputh wrote:
donalynette wrote:

If, you are, 100% certain, that you can tell the difference between sex, love, and fornication, then, you definitely have more intelligence, and sensitivity than I, but, I would not bet your life on it.


Did not somebody who used to consort with loose women not make the the statement "Judge not, lest ye be judged"?



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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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Jumpin' Jebus on a pogo stick!
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Isn't it time to put zombie Jesus back in his box and get back on track with this pointless obsession
with Franks' cock and who got plooked with it? (no, not you, Plook)

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Being obsessed with the Lord, isn't any healthier than idol worshiping of rock stars, focusing on their sex life, as if ours is of no importance.

I sympathize with those who label Jesus as having Zombie attributes, but again that is because people, human beings, fallible beings have distorted the message of love, talking about the "blood" of Jesus, which I also think is somewhat macabre, and his death for our sins, or imperfections. That would be fine, but, I have quite a few scars on the body, still.

When it boils right down to religion, if it don't seem true and good, then you know, it probably isn't. The best, is yet to be, I do hope.

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donalynette wrote:
human beings, fallible beings have distorted the message of love

Humans invented the word love and all of it's messages.


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Love is just another word for nothin' left to lose.~ KK*





*(it's not me)

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Love is just another word for nothin' left to lose.~ KK*





*(it's not me)

Kim Kardashian?

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Love is just another word for nothin' left to lose.~ KK*
*(it's not me)

Kim Kardashian?

Who put pot in your cornflakes this morning? LMAO twice in one morning. > :mrgreen: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Frank's infidelity
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I just hope this 'distorted massage of love' has a happy ending.

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I just hope this 'distorted massage of love' has a happy ending.



It deffinitely has some junk in the trunk...Milton this is your 'Q'... :smoke:


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