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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:50 pm 
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Evelyn a modified dog?

Arf! she said


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:20 pm 
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Dear fairy, why does mayonaise come out of my wee-wee and why does it taste so strange?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:53 pm 
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Bad joke ahead!




Comin' next year, it's the final chapter in the Rocky tri, quad, uh- film series!
Rocky: His Last Fight

He won most of his fights, but this time his fighting an already lost battle.
Sylvester Stallone plays an alzheimer-ridden Rocky in Rocky: His Last Fight


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:34 pm 
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Another day another sausage....


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:16 pm 
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which is the Holiday Inn

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:41 pm 
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This room waits for us


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:13 am 
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downer mydnyte wrote:
It is my personal feeling that lyrics uh, will not harm you. There is no sound that you can make with your mouth, or word that will come out of your mouth, that is so powerful that it'll make you go to Hell. It's not gonna do it. It's also not gonna turn you into a social liability.

Disturbed people can be set off on a disturbed course of action by any kind of stimulus.

Okay. What about drawings?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:58 pm 
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That cartoon could hurt you.......like passive smoking


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:13 pm 
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Peanut Butter or Bonox?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:59 pm 
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Over exposure to Bono can be harmful to your mental health


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:10 pm 
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Dwarf Nebula, good god

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:40 pm 
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Bring the band on down behind me boy's


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Mr. Blues Man, can you show me how to walk the dog?


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Mr. Blues Man, can you show me how to walk the dog?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:11 pm 
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Anyone throw anything else onto the stage and I will come down there and fuck shit up.
Don't fuck with me. I am The Fonz!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:31 pm 
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i don't know if i can go through this again.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:48 pm 
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STFU you whiner! (Love,JPFunk) :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:00 pm 
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"His name is Newt?"

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An enormous Alice Cooper

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Sit sit sit bad dog bad dog here here come come come


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I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute! :smoke:


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Where's my RQ-170 Sentinel spy drone?


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Happy birthday!

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It's God... I see God!

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