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This should be fun and interesting...<br><br>During his career Frank and his musical associates introduced to us a lot of existing or imaginary characters that ''played'' the lead-role in one of his many songs...<br><br>Since this is also the MYTHS and FANTASIES section of this site....mytholigise and fantasize all you want, because NOW you have the oppurtunity to tell us wich of all those many characters you would have liked to BE or whom you liked to have MET in real life...<br><br>Is it......:<br><br>Micheal Kenyon <br>Suzy Creamcheese<br>Willie The Pimp<br>Billy The Mountain<br>Magdalena<br>Cletus Awreetus<br>Dinah Moe Humm<br>Nanook<br>Greggery Peccary<br>Father B. Riley<br>Artificial Rhondah<br>Sister Abdullah X<br><br>?????????????????????????????

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

Hmmmmm.......<br><br>Maybe a little "party" with Debra Kadabra, Sy Borg, and the Gypsy Mutant Industrial Vacuum Cleaner.<br><br>Yeah, that would work.

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
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Lonesome Cowboy Burt - well, just because (bloody hell, look at my name fer GAWD sake!).

[quote author=Bertram_Gibbs link=board=legends;num=1040636651;start=0#4 date=12/24/02 at 19:23:09]Lonesome Cowboy Burt - well, just because (bloody hell, look at my name fer GAWD sake!).[/quote]<br><br>What's wrong with YOUR name....<br>Try saying mine perfectly very fast ten times in a row...<br>

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

Uh, well, you do have a point . . .

I think Fido. Yeah, he/she can talk and he/she's a dog. What more do you want, well a talking monkey, but apart from that NOTHING!!!

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I would like to be a person somewhere under the sea ,probably in one of those octopuses gardens as long as it's in the shade.<br>I would like to meet Diva Zappa and discuss the in's and out's of the knitted hat industry and it's effect on the modern day sheep.

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Everyone smiles as we tread through the horse shit, it grows so incredibly high.

Real People - Alice Cooper, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Syd Barrett,  Mike Nesmith, Ace Frehley, Peter Criss, Johnny-Tommy-C.J. & Richie RAMONE, Ozzy-Tony-Geezer-Bill Black Sabbath, Steve Ignorant, Dick Lucas, Neve Campbell, Adrienne Droogas, Al Pacino, Robert Deniro, Bruce Campbell. Fiticious characters - Lotsa people/things from books, movies, TV Shows, comic books and so on and so on.............. ??? ??? ??? ???

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Look around you and you'll find Franks people are all about us. I've definately met Doreen, Joe and THAT MAGIC MOMA, lots of times. Equally, I often feel that I am Joe, Burt or Dancin Fool even Bobby Brown. Frank drew from life and we're all livin that!

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My clothes are lying to me. My pets want me dead & My furnitures giving me bad advice.WORD

I would love to meet......Diva and Moon.....mmmmmm

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nanook & dinah mo

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I am Joe!<br><br>I would like to meet the girl from the bus...

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God is is.

[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=legends;num=1040636651;start=15#15 date=03/06/03 at 21:16:57]<br>That would be Mary. Remember? The girl you used to hold hands with at the Church Club Meeting?<br><br>Remember that day when she didn't show up? Do you really want to know what she was doing, Joe?[/quote]<br>Mmmm... not really, but I like her voice at the wet t-shirt night!<br>

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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=legends;num=1040636651;start=15#15 date=03/06/03 at 21:16:57]<br>That would be Mary. Remember? The girl you used to hold hands with at the Church Club Meeting?<br><br>Remember that day when she didn't show up? Do you really want to know what she was doing, Joe?[/quote]<br>Mmmm... not really, but I like her voice at the wet t-shirt night!<br>

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God is is.

[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=legends;num=1040636651;start=15#18 date=03/07/03 at 01:57:24]<br>In other words, you were like a deer in her headlights....[/quote]<br><br>Maybe yes.<br>

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