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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:46 pm 
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<br>what if FZ had plied his trade not in sound but in smell instead?<br><br>think about that really hard.  imagine it.  smell it.  smell the entire catalogue.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 10:19 pm 
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now i smell like vaseline but
there ain't no time to wash my stinky hand so i'll
smell like a native & level tacoma

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:04 am 
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Shut Up And Smell Your Guitar<br><br>The Best Band You Never Smelled In Your Life<br><br>Make A Jazz Odor Here<br><br>mmmm...I smell a Burnt Weeny Sandwich...mmmm...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 11:37 am 
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vairyations on pepper and tobacco. <br><br>anyway i thought frank COULDNT smell due to all those cigs he smoked - we would have a situation similar to that with beathoven who went through his last years unable to hear , yet continued to write comopositions. <br><br>mungo

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 3:51 pm 
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Make A Jazz Nose Here?<br><br>Cruising Whiff Ruben And The Jets?<br><br>should I stop now?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 4:02 pm 
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Smell My Beard

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:26 pm 
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A scratch and sniff to go with every piece of music.<br>

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:36 pm 
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Scratch 'n' Sniff? Yikes--can only imagine Dinah-Moe Humm  :-/ :-X<br>My guess is that he'd have rather worked in Touch---Know whut I mean? Nudge,nudge-wink,wink. Say No MORE!!! ;) ;D

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:38 pm 
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Maybe it would've smelled of his beard<br>YCDTOS4


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:59 pm 
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Ooh smellin' funny in here...<br><br>AW, smell your harmonica, go on, SMELL it son!<br><br>Uh huh...<br><br>Hold your nose...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:24 am 
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I've actualy have been reading about "Flavorists" that create artificial flavors as well as smells.  Creating any flavor, from Pancakes, to Freshly Cut Grass.  Liquid smoke is made from burning sawdust.  Nasty. :P

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:08 am 
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I remember when I was at school in about 83ish some tosser in our class said his dad had brought back some scratch & sniff -ahem!- "adult paraphernalia"from abroad. Needless to say he never brought them in. Thank god too - I dread to think what he'd have used as his ingredients.  :o


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 9:13 am 
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Frank working in smell well no 200 motels,dog brearh ,in france,sleep dirt, hot rats . I for one am very happy he stuck to music ;D


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Does anyone remember a movie or something someone tried to do in Smell-O-Vision? I'm not sure where I remember that from.

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