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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 12:26 am 
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Step 1: Obtain the largest, pinkest piece of chalk available<br>Step 2: Carry said chalk with you at all times (a ziplock bag is recommended)<br>Step 3: Apply above mentioned chalk to sidewalk etc with either a large FZ or ZAPPA at every available opportunity.<br>Step 4: Avoid confrontation with "THE LAW"<br>Step 5: Spread rumours of large pink FZ's in your home town<br>Step 6: Continue proccess until somebody gives a shit (this may take a while)<br>Step 7: IMPORTANT......DO NOT USE SPRAYPAINT!!! This only effects your parents credit rating and could lead to the death penalty. USE ONLY PINK CHALK and plead insanity!!<br><br>PS The sneakier you are the better especially if you can get a really large, really pink one somewhere really obvious without anyone seeing.<br>The race is on!! who can make the news first!!<br>Be Careful :-* :-* :-*


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:11 am 
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<br>[quote author=petulant link=board=legends&num=1032866795&start=0#0 date=09/24/02 at 03:26:34]<br>Step 1: Obtain the largest, pinkest piece of chalk available<br>Step 2: Carry said chalk with you at all times (a ziplock bag is recommended)<br>Step 3: Apply above mentioned chalk to sidewalk etc with either a large FZ or ZAPPA at every available opportunity.<br>Step 4: Avoid confrontation with "THE LAW"<br>Step 5: Spread rumours of large pink FZ's in your home town<br>Step 6: Continue proccess until somebody gives a shit (this may take a while)<br>Step 7: IMPORTANT......DO NOT USE SPRAYPAINT!!! This only effects your parents credit rating and could lead to the death penalty. USE ONLY PINK CHALK and plead insanity!!<br><br>PS The sneakier you are the better especially if you can get a really large, really pink one somewhere really obvious without anyone seeing.<br>The race is on!! who can make the news first!!<br>Be Careful :-* :-* :-*<br>[/quote]<br>Sounds like fun!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 2:14 am 
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And don't forget to post pictures here!  ;)  <br><br>(BTW: What's wrong with the board today? I can't open a single thread except for this one.. anyone else here with the same problem?)

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 Post subject: Re: Pink Chalk
PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 3:10 am 
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??? same problem here... :'(

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 24, 2002 11:45 am 
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Love the pink chalk...gonna go get some now.<br><br>As for the problems accessing the forum, they should now be accessable and all should be good.<br><br>If not, please email me at keith@zappa.com<br><br>Thanks.<br><br>Keith.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:10 pm 
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[quote author=petulant link=board=legends;num=1032866795;start=0#0 date=09/24/02 at 03:26:34]Step 1: Obtain the largest, pinkest piece of chalk available<br>Step 2: Carry said chalk with you at all times (a ziplock bag is recommended)<br>Step 3: Apply above mentioned chalk to sidewalk etc with either a large FZ or ZAPPA at every available opportunity.<br>Step 4: Avoid confrontation with "THE LAW"<br>Step 5: Spread rumours of large pink FZ's in your home town<br>Step 6: Continue proccess until somebody gives a shit (this may take a while)<br><br>Step 7: IMPORTANT......DO NOT USE SPRAYPAINT!!! This only effects your parents credit rating and could lead to the death penalty. USE ONLY PINK CHALK and plead insanity!!<br><br>PS The sneakier you are the better especially if you can get a really large, really pink one somewhere really obvious without anyone seeing.<br>The race is on!! who can make the news first!!<br>Be Careful :-* :-* :-*[/quote]<br><br><br>Come on freaks, we are now over 1800 members lets do it   8)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 6:36 am 
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Way ta go Whitey ;D

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 6:45 am 
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[quote author=white person link=board=legends;num=1032866795;start=0#10 date=09/01/03 at 09:31:25][center]... I had to wait until no-one was lookin'.<br><br>[img width=116 height=175]http://atlas.imagemagician.com/images/meepmoop/petronas.jpg .jpg[/img][/center]<br>[/quote] :o fucking awesome w.p...ya outdid yerself !!<br><br>transamerica pyramid next, please please please  ;D

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