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What if Frank would have been around today, and you could ask him ONE question, what would it be ???<br>I can't think of JUST one right now (there are loads of questions i can think of...) but when i do, i'll post it here.<br><br>Later, Abnuceal

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

"Did you really eat shit on stage?"<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br><br>That was a joke, of course. I really don't know what I would ask FZ, I'd probably just want to thank him for all the music.

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"When you hear music, after it's over, it's gone in the air. You can never capture it again." -- Eric Dolphy

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okay, Frank, what did REALLY happen during the 1988 tour??? I know, you don`t wnna tallka about it anymore, but, without cynicism and sarcastic comments, WHAT REALLY HAPENED between Scott, Ed and the others???<br><br>Zliq

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Good Lobna!

did you enjoy being "director of recreational activities"? heh,heh ;D

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One two, buckle my shoe!

Frank.<br>Did you really fuck during the general recording sessions?

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Frank, I want to see your ghost walking on my corridor, and show me unreleased tunes.

I sense a re-occuring theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

Would you like a bun?

<br>[quote author=ZF link=board=legends&num=1033917139&start=15#15 date=10/16/02 at 08:06:19]<br><br><br><br>Gee, ever1 can answer this 1: to get to the other side <br><br>No dumbass..............he was measuring it........................<br><br><br><br><br>"Some people crave baseball -- I find this unfathomable -- <br>but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing a bassoon"<br><br>[/quote]

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

What came first ???<br><br>The chicken or the egg ???

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

<br>[quote author=ZF link=board=legends&num=1033917139&start=15#17 date=10/21/02 at 10:01:21]<br><br><br><br>No dumbass..............he was measuring it........................<br><br>So you really mean he was measuring why the chicken crossed the road ???<br><br>No, that was just a little Uncle Meat Conceptual Continuity Clue......<br><br><br><br><br><br><br>"Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe."<br>[/quote]

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

When will your next tour be ???

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

When the hecks your next tour mate ;D

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