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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:21 pm 
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Now, can I interest you guys in some entertainment  just for you?  I thought I heard some heavy breathing out there! :) ;)<br><br>[center]Image[/center]<br><br>Let the "dancing" commence!

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:01 pm 
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Sorry hon, my mind was elsewhere.  Can I pet your kitty?

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:12 pm 
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[quote author=toad online link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=450#457 date=07/31/04 at 18:03:56]<br>Which one?<br><br>Image<br>[/quote]<br><br><br>Oh, they are soo cute.  Scratch their little chins.  But I was talking about the orange striped one you have been wiggling in my face!  He seemed rather anxious to make my aquaintance. :)

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:30 pm 
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[quote author=toad online link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=450#459 date=07/31/04 at 18:18:01]Oh u mean THAT kittie? More like a caged tiger waiting to get out!  ;)[/quote]<br><br>I see that!  Would he like to be taken for a walk?  He looks lonesome like he needs some affection.   :-*  But maybe you should walk him over to some of the other girls.  They are looking jealous!

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:40 pm 
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[quote author=toad online link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=450#461 date=07/31/04 at 18:34:02] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D<br>He's always nice to walk around with so everyone can touch my tiger and then he gets back in the cage. That's what pays the bills![/quote]<br><br><br>Well, Tiger, that's a disppointment!  I 've got a kitty I'd like you to meet.   ;)  But I know what it means to have to pay the bills.  Later!  With a swat for your cute behind.   :D

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:16 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:52 am 
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[quote author=arrcee link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=15#19 date=05/19/03 at 10:39:38]This is just plain wierd, but....<br><br>1- I was just in a trivia contest where I learned that approximately 60% of American men are circumsized.<br>[/quote]<br><br>No wonder why the US society is so fucked up, it's run by white old males who can't jerk off...<br><br> ;D

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 Post subject: Re: For Ladies Only
PostPosted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:31 am 
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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=465#473 date=03/27/05 at 07:08:15]<br><br>Closer to 80% and wankin' ain't no problem even when your pickle is kosher and you're not Jewish.<br><br>Those old white guys have a lot more fucked up in the other head. That's where most of their spooge gets clogged up and turns to some kind of strange glue. ::) :P<br><br>--Batchain ;)[/quote]<br><br>I agree with you 100% Batty!    ;D

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