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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=465#473 date=03/27/05 at 07:08:15]Closer to 80% and wankin' ain't no problem even when your pickle is kosher and you're not Jewish.[/quote]<br><br>oh, I seriously thought one couldn't really jerk off without a foreskine. Or at least wanking of is much more difficult. That was also one of the reasons conservative christians used to circumcize their kids I've read somewhere...<br>

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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=465#477 date=03/27/05 at 14:04:06]<br>Oh, what you probably read was that it was done in the late 1800s and early 1900s to "prevent the dangerous, immoral and unnatural act of self-abuse (masturbation!), clearly in defiance of the Will of God". Well, it didn't work. That was a different batch of Conservative Christians. The Modern Conservative Christians vary in their warnings about committing this "dreaded sin" but know circumcision won't "stop the evil act". ::)<br><br>--Batchain[/quote]<br><br><br>okay, but still : wanking of without a foreskin would require some kind of lubrication, wouldn't it? <br><br>(I mean, especially if you live & work on some yokel farm and your hands are all rough...)<br><br>

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Hmm, I don't know Bat....maybe if you started with fine and worked your way up to gritty.....<br><br>

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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=480#480 date=03/29/05 at 18:05:01]<br>Usually if it gets too dry it's just a matter of, P'toooey!' and yer OK. But hey! I knew a guy who wanked with a handful of sandpaper! He said, "You really oughtta try it!", but I haven't yet and I've got no [s]foreskinab...[/s] uhh, forseeable plans to take his recommendation seriously. ;D<br><br>--Bat[/quote]<br><br>Lube form the north, lube from the south.<br>Take a little slobber, from the side your mouth.<br><br>Then there is always:<br><br>wanking butter

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[img width=198 height=145]http://www.livecollection.net/liveset/zappa/england2.jpg[/img]

ahhhh, nice picture.  thanks jimmie.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

I do the dry rub and then aim for a spot on the rug. ;D<br><br>Targeeet Practice!

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[quote author=FLAM link=board=legends;num=1053275045;start=480#487 date=02/25/06 at 21:43:36]I do the dry rub and then aim for a spot on the rug. ;D<br><br>Targeeet Practice![/quote]Then you've missed out on the exquisitely PAINFUL, "Heeeeere's cum in yer eye!" (Aaarrrgh!!! )<br><br>--Bat ;D<br><br>P.S. All those wonderful pics are gone from this thread and I can't expect any "pic host" site to allow the ones I had in mind.

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<br><br>Shipping baron Aristotle Onassis had a yatch with a bar. The bar stools were covered in with "sperm whale foreskins". It is said the ladys loved to sit bareassed on these stools for long periods of time.....<br><br>Just goes to show you once again that taste does not come with money![/quote]

Well............, I tell you dis.......... Dose barstools musta taken on a pretty gusty aroma - ya betcha, not to mention gettin creamed and polished pretty nice, ja, ya betcha........ Oooow, now dats someting I wooda like to have seen!

Did you ever get a definite yes or no??

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Ah, memories from the dim past. No, unfortunately. Cynthia said that she never had the honor of beholding the evidence. He was not included in the list of the famous who had their members enshrined in plaster. I am sure if Gail had read this thread and wished to respond she would have done so by now.

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Here's a reposting of the nice pic, which was purged from the forum.



.....plus a new cartoon for ladies, only.

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Thank you Jimmie. It still is a very nice picture. But I have no real reason to fantisize about Uncle Frankie anymore. Always will love his music, though.

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Wonderful picture, thanks Jimmie for reposting.

Liked the cartoon sabs!

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I think my art restoration is going to end right about here now that I've even done it in in duplicate.

--Bat

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that's not frank zappa.

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