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 Post subject: Political Correctness
PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:12 pm 
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(I'm reposting this - I believe it was lost in the crash. If not, Jimmie D will gladly point it out to me.)
We here at the Institute for Political Correctness have been trying to send notice to various musical artists about their choice of words in song titles. Mr. Zappa was most assuredly not politically correct in this area. Following are some of the titles as we believe they should be. If you have any suggestions, please post them here

Person with the Person Head
Penguin in a state of being bound usually by compulsion (as of law or mastery)
Breasts 'n Beer
I Promise Not To Sexually Ejaculate In Your Mouth
Muffin Person
Mentally Challenged Person Up
The Mentally Challenged Fatherless Male Offspring
Bwana Male Sexual Organ
Willie The Offerer of Sexual Favors for Monetary Concerns
Disco Person
Images of Naked and Inter-Coitus Couples to Insure The Sexual Gratification of Persons Wars

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:49 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:36 pm 
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yea, lost in the crash, one of my fav threads ...

bromadrosis

keep it well-lubricated

lonesome cattle murderer burt

metabolically impaired girls of london

what's the most cosmetically challenged part of your body

ultimately employed in a petroleum products retail establishment

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:58 am 
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e·jac·u·late v<br>1.      vti to eject semen from the penis during an orgasm<br>2.      vt to exclaim something suddenly and usually forcefully (literary)

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:06 am 
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[quote author=aquabot link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#3 date=11/26/05 at 01:54:09]<br>Is there any other way to ejaculate than doing it sexually ???<br>P.S.:I like that drinking emoticon. 8)[/quote]<br>What about a drug-induced nocturnal emission?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:05 am 
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Person Of Orange County
Treacherous Handicap-ables
Head of a Crime Family with Italian Origins Part 2 Theme
Gross Person
Person I Love, Don't You Want A Person Like Me?
Oral Copulater's Ball
Hot Feces

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 2:54 pm 
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[quote author=bluesbasscat link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#8 date=11/27/05 at 16:46:49]A woman of loose morals who travels with the band technical staff.    ;D[/quote]That is funny, you got any more like that?. Hey, you joined in 2002 and that was only your fourth post, I was about to say welcome, but you've been here way, way longer than me.  ;)

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:12 pm 
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[quote author=bluesbasscat link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#10 date=11/27/05 at 17:05:53] ... I've spent the last 3 years being a full time caregiver for my Father who passed in September ... [/quote]I'm sorry to hear about your loss, mate, but all the best from here on in, welcome back.

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breasts and beer <br>more like <br>mammories and alcahol

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Locate the highest quality belonging to a female of the human species

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Non-adult, XX chromosomed human clad in an outer garment the color of a malleable and ductile metalic element which has the atomic weight of 24.312, the atomic # of 12, the specific gravity of 1.74, the melting point of 651 degrees C, the boiling point of 1107 degrees C and is silvery-white. Err, silvery-absence of color...<br><br><br>[tt]where's the sweatin smiley[/tt]

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[quote author=Catpuke link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=15#16 date=12/03/05 at 18:41:03] ... where's the sweatin smiley ... [/quote]Yes indeed. Makes mine look pretty feeble.  ;) BTW, which do you prefer, the Synclavier or the EM version. EM version for me. I momentarily considered PC versions of Synclavier and Ensemble Modern, but I got all sweaty and gave up the idea.

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Working Class, Backwoods Living Southern Folks Eats<br><br> Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station (Not That There is Anything Wrong With This, As it is a Respectable Career that Provides a Necessary Service To All of Us)<br><br>African American Napkins  ;D<br><br>


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Sexual Harassment In The Workplace<br><br>[sub](What can I say? That one's a "gimme")[/sub]

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Remedial All Over<br><br>Willie The Enabling Entrepreneur<br><br>

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Entirely Intellectually Challenged

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Personx Needs Person<br>They Painted Up Their Face<br>Rhymin' Person<br>The Person In The Magnesium Dress<br>Get A Slang Term For Caucasians<br>The Person From Utopia Meets Mary Lou<br>Intercourse

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Luigi And The Wise Persons
Persons Who Have An Addicition to Wine Do Not March
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