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(I'm reposting this - I believe it was lost in the crash. If not, Jimmie D will gladly point it out to me.)
We here at the Institute for Political Correctness have been trying to send notice to various musical artists about their choice of words in song titles. Mr. Zappa was most assuredly not politically correct in this area. Following are some of the titles as we believe they should be. If you have any suggestions, please post them here

Person with the Person Head
Penguin in a state of being bound usually by compulsion (as of law or mastery)
Breasts 'n Beer
I Promise Not To Sexually Ejaculate In Your Mouth
Muffin Person
Mentally Challenged Person Up
The Mentally Challenged Fatherless Male Offspring
Bwana Male Sexual Organ
Willie The Offerer of Sexual Favors for Monetary Concerns
Disco Person
Images of Naked and Inter-Coitus Couples to Insure The Sexual Gratification of Persons Wars

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

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e·jac·u·late v<br>1.      vti to eject semen from the penis during an orgasm<br>2.      vt to exclaim something suddenly and usually forcefully (literary)

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

[quote author=aquabot link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#3 date=11/26/05 at 01:54:09]<br>Is there any other way to ejaculate than doing it sexually ???<br>P.S.:I like that drinking emoticon. [/quote]<br>What about a drug-induced nocturnal emission?

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Proud member of the Trendmonkey's "Loser" club, and a joyously weepy reader.

Person Of Orange County
Treacherous Handicap-ables
Head of a Crime Family with Italian Origins Part 2 Theme
Gross Person
Person I Love, Don't You Want A Person Like Me?
Oral Copulater's Ball
Hot Feces

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

[quote author=bluesbasscat link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#8 date=11/27/05 at 16:46:49]A woman of loose morals who travels with the band technical staff.    ;D[/quote]That is funny, you got any more like that?. Hey, you joined in 2002 and that was only your fourth post, I was about to say welcome, but you've been here way, way longer than me.  ;)

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

[quote author=bluesbasscat link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=0#10 date=11/27/05 at 17:05:53] ... I've spent the last 3 years being a full time caregiver for my Father who passed in September ... [/quote]I'm sorry to hear about your loss, mate, but all the best from here on in, welcome back.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

breasts and beer <br>more like <br>mammories and alcahol

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Wait Till the Fire turn green.

Higher Being Fa

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Mythical Creature Girl

Locate the highest quality belonging to a female of the human species

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Non-adult, XX chromosomed human clad in an outer garment the color of a malleable and ductile metalic element which has the atomic weight of 24.312, the atomic # of 12, the specific gravity of 1.74, the melting point of 651 degrees C, the boiling point of 1107 degrees C and is silvery-white. Err, silvery-absence of color...<br><br><br>[tt]where's the sweatin smiley[/tt]

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

[quote author=Catpuke link=board=legends;num=1132981944;start=15#16 date=12/03/05 at 18:41:03] ... where's the sweatin smiley ... [/quote]Yes indeed. Makes mine look pretty feeble.  ;) BTW, which do you prefer, the Synclavier or the EM version. EM version for me. I momentarily considered PC versions of Synclavier and Ensemble Modern, but I got all sweaty and gave up the idea.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Working Class, Backwoods Living Southern Folks Eats<br><br> Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station (Not That There is Anything Wrong With This, As it is a Respectable Career that Provides a Necessary Service To All of Us)<br><br>African American Napkins  ;D<br><br>

Sexual Harassment In The Workplace<br><br>[sub](What can I say? That one's a "gimme")[/sub]

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

Remedial All Over<br><br>Willie The Enabling Entrepreneur<br><br>

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

Entirely Intellectually Challenged

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

Personx Needs Person<br>They Painted Up Their Face<br>Rhymin' Person<br>The Person In The Magnesium Dress<br>Get A Slang Term For Caucasians<br>The Person From Utopia Meets Mary Lou<br>Intercourse

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Luigi And The Wise Persons
Persons Who Have An Addicition to Wine Do Not March
Planet Of The Baritone Persons

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Penis Dimension

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.