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"I'm pretty...you're pretty...Whatcha' say we go home and look at each other?

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"There's only two ways to sum up Music: Either it's good or bad. If it's good you don't mess about it: You enjoy it."
-Louis Armstrong-
(1901-1971) American Jazz Musician

[move]Therearetwocolorsinmyhead  Therearetwocolorsinmyhead[/move]

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

don't leave home without it

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I wished I had a dollar.

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Close your eyes and visualize a glockenspiel(*,*)

nothin but the best for my modified dog

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[center][font=Beesknees ITC]punching an eclair[/font][/center]<br><br>...i.m.o, the nastiest, skankiest zappism

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I can't tell when you're telling the truth.
>I'm not.
How do I know anything you've said to me is...
>You don't.

How deep is your throat ???

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.<br><br>(Peter Ustinov)

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Sit down and don't talk so much about things you can't eat !

I want to be treated like everybody else.<br>Under the circumstances that everybody gets treaten better than now.<br>(Max Goldt, german satirist)

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Good Lobna!

if a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?<br>

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Sit down and don't talk so much about things you can't eat !

Habt Ihr die letzte Pool Party verpennt?

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Sit down and don't talk so much about things you can't eat !

Another Oscar Wilde : (paraphrased)<br>One should attempt to try everything at least once in their lifetime; except ,that is,folk dancing and incest.  :o

  "IF IT AIN'T FIXED,DON'T BREAK IT......"<br><br>from the book of ..Zaigoat

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.."do you know what you are..?..you are what you is.."

''Do you swallow on the first date ???''

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

you know the drill

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