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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:19 am 
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Er, what part of your niece's body is depicted here? :?

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That would be the wrist, which, by way of connection, is supporting the hand. The hand, of course, is holding the bouquet of hand-made (same hand and wrist too!) duct tape flowers.

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Are you sure? It looks like her foot to me. Great duct-tape flowers by the way. They (honestly) made my day.

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Full Non-Disclosure: I wasn't there when the picture was taken. I wasn't even in the same State. I was half-way across the USA! Still, a foot? For your sake, I won't tell her you said that.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:33 am 
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Full Non-Disclosure: I wasn't there when the picture was taken. I wasn't even in the same State. I was half-way across the USA! Still, a foot? For your sake, I won't tell her you said that.


A dangerous podophobic?


[Tell her it made my day instead]

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Anyone can be dangerous, even little girls. I have never told a female that her hand looks like a foot, but I can't say that I am eager to try either. Howz 'bout you search among the women you know and try to find out if any of their hands look like feet. If they are unwilling, perhaps you should bring each one a bouquet and linger your head over them while you inspect the architecture. If you find one, let her in on your investigation and note her expression. Then share your results! I will be curious to find out what you learn! :)

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Thank you for pointing out that I have an observational blind spot for potential body part transpositions. Perhaps, that is the reason that I've never quite understood the lyrics to Andy's Chest by Lou Reed:

Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
were groovin' on the street
And just like in a movie
her hands became her feet
Her belly button was her mouth
which meant she tasted what she'd speak
But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
It grew until it reached all of her toes
Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

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:D :D :D

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LOL you guys seriousness made me laugh so much lol

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