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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:58 am 
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If you're having froth coming out of your mouth and everywhere then it's either too much soap-operas or the neighbour is scrubbing the staircase with 'planet-go-away 4 good'. ..you haven't been good enough in a poll for that task. The toxic fumes are creeping through all cracks and hovering in the corridor. So if you feel ill, ask a doctor who, dick or mr. hand open for ill-advise. Now you know why I hate going anywhere else on da planet. It stinks. ..when crap is yet the best to mess around with. Please shoot me, yrs trickster from Piano Prime, Pleijades System

..detergents are a taste difficult to get used to. Is me the only one? that is too much to bear effectively.

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"Guys, guys; I thought pop music was about, y'know, loving each other"
"No, Neil that's sex..."
Neil (the hippy) and Mike (the cool person) from the "Young Ones"

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:34 am 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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"To whom does this belong?"
(My Dad, after discovering something in the dining room that shouldn't have been in the dining room - much parodied by family members up to the present day)

Well,what was it?


Something so trivial it has been lost in the mists of time...

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:27 pm 
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Got tha' one when ourself was already well under way.

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Show me a second person on the planet with a ...whatsthewords.. nice idea and I catapult
Earth out of its orbit. Eureka!


..of why I ever could leave the Dutch wonderland ? wearing a nifty magic hat? even those are only playing for their own pleasure.

... 8) one should really go back there and win a game for the fun of it. Trick would be: ...now you really wanna know, won't ya? tell you when we's waken up out of hiatus' snore. Hocus-pocu.... The bluffs, you lousy loeullos


:smurf: , "What?"

..could someone tell all them spectators to bugger well off? trying to keep a-float in a sort of flight merry, what yer think, pengwingzeez? Spring on the weekend in a fortnight? waddle-woddle. Kappin Kwork does a somersault in a barshaker, with both ears fanning the cosmic airy fairy. Try get some colours or steal a make-up, fingernails and manicure station.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:06 pm 
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Houston,we have an elephant in our pajamas.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:00 am 
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No No KK you were supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants...not the back.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:58 pm 
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That's experience talking.

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Are you experienced?


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Arch Oboler wrote:
No No KK you were supposed to put the potato in the front of your pants...not the back.

KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
That's experience talking.
Plook wrote:
Are you experienced?

With potato positioning? No,thats Archies dominion.

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"The man with no pants, will end up on a registree"...Confucius


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We have been the first prefabricated boy-band in the bleepin world. --Stewart Copeland, Police

ow please, it is The Monkeys in '66, you criminal



What we'd learn from tha`? to make the news on the way ourself, some wonderful ones for the lols. ..whatever earlier posters might be thinking.

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Perry Rhodan wrote:
We have been the first prefabricated boy-band in the bleepin world. --Stewart Copeland, Police

ow please, it is The Monkeys in '66, you criminal




You can't help but love the Monkees, though (well, I suppose lots of people can, but I can't). Particularly "Head"...

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Does anyone know perchance why man is trying to go out there into space?

..they are already livin' behind the moon!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:12 am 
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Robert Browski wrote:
Does anyone know perchance why man is trying to go out there into space?

..they are already livin' behind the moon!




They want to get rid of the Klingons around Uranus... :mrgreen:


That was easy pickins... :smoke:


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Ho never mind :)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:31 am 
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try agame. Is he now a spritely elf or wattson? confettly comfused, DJames la Brilliant, mate.

With a bit of lucky breezes and so-und-so you can reach every..! ty-ping heer smIsle. Newtfoundlin far roeurer instance, Nutshell Korks

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Where is the Vapor Poo when you need it... :smoke:


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Aile #9.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:11 pm 
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Men who are talking incessantly about airotic cannot even spell properbly, sure things. They all make me love out loud about any worst gig, no joking. Prixies, the complete caboodle, lil.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 8:02 pm 
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Robert Browski wrote:
Men who are talking incessantly about airotic cannot even spell properbly, sure things. They all make me love out loud about any worst gig, no joking. Prixies, the complete caboodle, lil.

Is spelling a problem for you only when others misspell? :?: I'll outsource that question to Plook.
I hope that your "love out loud" is sort of like you came all over your own little world.
Then...... you saw The Pixies and they weren't imaginairy movie type pixies,so now they're prixies.What wit.Anybody dig that crazy wit :?:

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Robert Browski wrote:
Men who are talking incessantly about airotic cannot even spell properbly, sure things. They all make me love out loud about any worst gig, no joking. Prixies, the complete caboodle, lil.

Is spelling a problem for you only when others misspell? :?: I'll outsource that question to Plook.
I hope that your "love out loud" is sort of like you came all over your own little world.
Then...... you saw The Pixies and they weren't imaginairy movie type pixies,so now they're prixies.What wit.Anybody dig that crazy wit :?:



I don't believe his spelling is an issue since he writes Crap... :smoke:


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He more than likely got more brain than you too put all in one :D

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cleon wrote:
He more than likely got more brain than you too put all in one :D

Thats a funny quote cleo,how many Welch peat pickin' people helped you with it? :wink: :D :mrgreen:

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