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My mythology teacher, about who wrote the Iliad and Odyssey:

"You can count on it that the Odyssey wasn't written by Homer, but by somebody else who was also called Homer."

{insert Simpson joke here}

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"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit."

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"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit."

- Albert Schweitzer

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She carries me through days of apathy
She washes over me
She saved my life in a manner of speaking
When she gave me back the power to believe

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My mother said "always wear clean underwear just in case you get knock over by a car."
As if clean boxers are going to save you.
Your lying there in Hospital and the Doctors telling her "Your son's in a stable condition and doing well but we'll keep him in for a couple of days.....insidently, his underwear was a fuckin disgrace."
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Fido3 wrote:
My mother said "always wear clean underwear just in case you get knock over by a car."
As if clean boxers are going to save you.
Your lying there in Hospital and the Doctors telling her "Your son's in a stable condition and doing well but we'll keep him in for a couple of days.....insidently, his underwear was a fuckin disgrace."
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Haha...is it really true ?

Just asking because my Mom told me this too.

"Sorry, he's dead but at least he had clean underwear."

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Fido3 wrote:
My mother said "always wear clean underwear just in case you get knock over by a car."
As if clean boxers are going to save you.
Your lying there in Hospital and the Doctors telling her "Your son's in a stable condition and doing well but we'll keep him in for a couple of days.....insidently, his underwear was a fuckin disgrace."
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Haha...is it really true ?

Just asking because my Mom told me this too.

"Sorry, he's dead but at least he had clean underwear."


Another one she used to say was "You shoudn't pull faces like that, if the wind changes direction you'll stay that way."
There was an old woman.....an older woman.........the kind of women you would say "Oh! look at that old woman", that worked in the cafe and her face was a bit buckled, so my mother had me believing that the wind must have changed direction. :shock:


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Fido3 wrote:
My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
Fido3 wrote:
My mother said "always wear clean underwear just in case you get knock over by a car."
As if clean boxers are going to save you.
Your lying there in Hospital and the Doctors telling her "Your son's in a stable condition and doing well but we'll keep him in for a couple of days.....insidently, his underwear was a fuckin disgrace."
:mrgreen:


Haha...is it really true ?

Just asking because my Mom told me this too.

"Sorry, he's dead but at least he had clean underwear."


Another one she used to say was "You shoudn't pull faces like that, if the wind changes direction you'll stay that way."
There was an old woman.....an older woman.........the kind of women you would say "Oh! look at that old woman", that worked in the cafe and her face was a bit buckled, so my mother had me believing that the wind must have changed direction. :shock:


:lol: Sometimes mothers can be so cruel. :P

My grandma used to say: "Don't squint ! If the clock strikes 12 your eyes will stay that way." My mother told me that, too. I'm sure she heard it from grandma and still believed in it at this time.

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Or another famous Mother quote..."If you watch too much TV, you'll get square eyes!" 8)

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
"Don't squint ! If the clock strikes 12 your eyes will stay that way."


Hahaha! That's a good one.


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:D :D ... and this one :

"But, you know, whenever I try to tunnel into muck, it always collapses on me"

:lol: knew that the French cock (French mascot ), sang same the feet in the shit?
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The society is divided into two classes: those which have more dinners than of appetite and those which have more appetite than of dinners.
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that's right, but one should count only on oneself. And still, not much. :lol: :lol:

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"Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about that first one"

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I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go :evil: :evil:

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"Sampler Ideology can be dangerous." -- Gary Titone


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Absolutely. The whole "Joe's Garage" album is that way. All the guitar solos on "Joe's Garage" came from the European tour in 1980. They were recorded on a 2-track Nagra, just 2 microphones in front of my guitar amplifier and every time I played a solo the guy turned it on and recorded just the guitar. And when we did the "Joe's Garage" album I found the solos I liked and put them on top of the studio tracks and that's what's in there.

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