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growing old is mandatory,growing up is optional.

My mythology teacher, about who wrote the Iliad and Odyssey:

"You can count on it that the Odyssey wasn't written by Homer, but by somebody else who was also called Homer."

{insert Simpson joke here}

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"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit."

- Albert Schweitzer

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

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i'm totally spiritual

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

tom waits is your dad>?

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"Once you go black, you never go back."
--Thomas Jefferson

HIT FIRST AND HIT HARD.[/b]

SORRY ABOUT MY FIST POSTING. I'M REALLY A NICE PERSON JUST ASK ME.

My mother said "always wear clean underwear just in case you get knock over by a car."
As if clean boxers are going to save you.
Your lying there in Hospital and the Doctors telling her "Your son's in a stable condition and doing well but we'll keep him in for a couple of days.....insidently, his underwear was a fuckin disgrace."

Haha...is it really true ?

Just asking because my Mom told me this too.

"Sorry, he's dead but at least he had clean underwear."

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

Another one she used to say was "You shoudn't pull faces like that, if the wind changes direction you'll stay that way."
There was an old woman.....an older woman.........the kind of women you would say "Oh! look at that old woman", that worked in the cafe and her face was a bit buckled, so my mother had me believing that the wind must have changed direction.

Sometimes mothers can be so cruel.

My grandma used to say: "Don't squint ! If the clock strikes 12 your eyes will stay that way." My mother told me that, too. I'm sure she heard it from grandma and still believed in it at this time.

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

Or another famous Mother quote..."If you watch too much TV, you'll get square eyes!"

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

Hahaha! That's a good one.

... and this one :

"But, you know, whenever I try to tunnel into muck, it always collapses on me"

knew that the French cock (French mascot ), sang same the feet in the shit?

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The society is divided into two classes: those which have more dinners than of appetite and those which have more appetite than of dinners.

Chamfort.

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there's 3 kind of people in the world;
those that can count, and those who cant count

that's right, but one should count only on oneself. And still, not much.

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"Two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about that first one"

-Albert Einstein

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I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

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"Sampler Ideology can be dangerous." -- Gary Titone


What can we learn from this? I have absolutely no idea.....




IB

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All the time he would spend...all the colors he'd blend...
Where are they now?

Work sets you free. Hehehe.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

The art consists to make something of nothing and then to selling it.

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The faster YOU shoot, the less shot you get.

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Frank Zappa:
Absolutely. The whole "Joe's Garage" album is that way. All the guitar solos on "Joe's Garage" came from the European tour in 1980. They were recorded on a 2-track Nagra, just 2 microphones in front of my guitar amplifier and every time I played a solo the guy turned it on and recorded just the guitar. And when we did the "Joe's Garage" album I found the solos I liked and put them on top of the studio tracks and that's what's in there.

Interview #1 from The Frank Zappa Interview Picture Disk: Summer 1984

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.