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Streck ihn aus
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Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!


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Daughter of the smog filled winds of Los Angeles,I'd like to take you in the closet and take off you little clothes until you were virtualy stark raving nude.


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...and you will do as you are told until the rights to you are sold!

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Spread mayonaise,and kaopectate all over your body and take you down to Hollywood boulevard where we can walk past the lights that say John Probost and Leo G. Carroll together baby.


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...'cause I am destined to rule and regulate you!

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I am a moron and this is my wife. She's frosting a cake with a paper knife.

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Location: Billy, the mountain...
He is so cool he will make you freeze...

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"FUCK" (from the return of the son of monster magnet)


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There's no way to delay that trouble comin' every day.

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Hi there boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group!

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Cock-sucker Tammy get your mother fuckin' Mammy
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
Fuck, suck an' fight
Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball !

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who are those dudes
In the back seat of Calvin's car?


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Hellohellohello, thankyouthankyouthankyou, siddownsiddownsiddown!


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Okay. Alright, let's get down to business, just wanna let you know, in case you-- you'd be blind not to notice this, but we are registering people to vote here. Think we did four hundred last night, and hope to exceed that this evening. But meanwhile, did everybody hear the great news today? Jimmy Swaggart under investigation! . . . Oh, Jay-ZUS! One day every one of those cock-suckers'll get caught! Now I understand in the case of Mr. Swaggart that he claims that it was not multiple encounters with many prostitutes. Apparently only one sweet young thing, and he did tell Cal Thomas of the Moral Majority that the sex act itself was not fully consummated. However he did admit to doing something pornographic with the girl. Let's use our imaginations, ladies and gentlemen . . .


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With a Mudshark!


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"Some men say he looked just like,
Felix Pappalardi"

(I apologise but I am not aware of the correct spelling of his name)

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And here's a bunch of speeches
Well toss 'em in for free

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Hit it Zubin


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Find her finer, sneak up behind her
Rap like a mummy till ya finally unwind her.
Find her blind her, see her desire
Act like a dummy till ya finally grind her.

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Well there's forty-four men
Stashed away in tank "C"
An' there's only one shower
But it don't apply to Bobby

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Hey there, Tony K, how goes it? Got a quote.
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Ain't this boogie a mess?


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They've got some dark green air and you can choke all day!

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Bobby, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am.

(both from "San Ber'dino") :lol:


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Yes, it's sooo perverted!

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'Scuse me while I kiss dis guy.

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