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You go to a pizza place. You go to Shakeys to get that American pizza with all that fake ugly waxy yellow kind of cheese on the top.... Then you go to Strawhat Pizza to get all those artificial ingredients that never belonged on a pizza in the first place but the white people really LIKE IT....

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Would you still love me if my hair grew
All down the side of my kimono?

Well of course I would!
It might be hip, if it did not cause you to trip..

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Connie's eye has a tiny tear, but they rinse it away with a case of beer...

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They said I oughta re-record
"The Tracks Of My Tears"
They said, "Hey! This is it!
It's gonna be a big hit"
With my name up in lights
And some custom-made tights
All the girls call my name
(Massimo!)
But it was all just a game..

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... a 55 Ford and a two dollar bill - the way she took that, man she gave me a chill!

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You got to realize
Our little romance deal
Will not materialize
Into a thing that you'd call REAL..

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Hail Caesar, Emperor of Ohio! :D

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Roofin's my trade
Quite a bundle I've made
I'm a unionized roofin' old son of a gun.

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You know we got to sit around at home
And watch this thing begin
But I bet there won't be many live
To see it really end
'Cause the fire in the street
Ain't like the fire in the heart
And in the eyes of all these people
Don't you know that this could start
On any street in any town
In any state if any clown
Decides that now's the time to fight
For some ideal he thinks is right
And if a million more agree
There ain't no Great Society
As it applies to you and me
Our country isn't free
And the law refuses to see
If all that you can ever be
Is just a lousy janitor
Unless your uncle owns the store
You know that five in every four
Just won't amount to nothin' more
Gonna watch the rats go across the floor
And make up songs about being poor

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Yeah! POO-AHH! Huh!


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"Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourselves".


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I am the heaven
I am the water

Ich bin der dreck unter deinen walzen


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Oh-ho-ho-you dont think so,huh??


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He hocked up a rock and totaled my car!

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And then he SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!

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"Half a dozen of em would have choked while suckin on each others dicks"


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"Well, you can cool it,
You can heat it...
'Cause, baby, I don't need it...
Take your TV tube and eat it"

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
"Well, you can cool it,
You can heat it...
'Cause, baby, I don't need it...
Take your TV tube and eat it"


and all that phony stuff on sports
and all the unconfirmed reports


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After the last two posts, I feel that I've got to:
I watch that rotten box until my head begin to hurt.

Now for another:
Plastic leather 14 tripple D.

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Thank you. Barry,you didnt have Gary Barones mic in the monitor system at all.


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Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
Or where to get her toenails cut

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A halo of mu-mesons.


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Meanwhile on Wall Street


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Sheets of Fried Water

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FZ: Good night!
John Lennon: Good night, thank you!
Yoko Ono: Thank, thank you
John Lennon: We'd like to thank Frank for having us on here
Yoko Ono: Yeah, he's great, isn't he? He's the greatest. . .


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