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And I still remember Mama with her apron and her pads, feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe.

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A true Zen saying, nothing is what I want.

it's so perverted..

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

One of these days I am going to erase all the tape in the world . . . In the world . . . world . . . Tomorrow I may do it . . . All the Frank Zappa Masters . . . Nothing . . . Blank . . . Empty . . . Space . . . That's what they are now . . . Blank . . . Empty . . . Space . . . Oh, I know he's sitting in there, in the control room now, listening to everything I say, but I really don't care . . . Hello Frank Zappa!

Hi, boys & girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, I'm the Indian of the group!

Tomorrow I get to do another Frank Zappa creation . . . and the day after that . . . and the day after that . . . also at the same time I get to work with The Velvet Underground which is as shitty a group as Frank Zappa's group.

The or so for the torso, right?

You'll hurt your throat, stop it!

I'm on duty!
I'm on duty!
I'm on duty!

It's a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.

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Hi-ho Silver!

FZ: What key do you wanna do it in?
Ronnie: Try maybe, uh, D Flat. Or do it in C, do it in C! Alright, do it, do it slop. Do-do-dat-dat, do-do . . . SNORK . . . Yeah, that's pretty good

FZ: The next piece that we're going to play . . . Maybe I should tell you what we were doing . . . The, the signals that we are giving, I'll explain to you very simply: This means 'free improvisation' and finger signals told the performers which of the fragments they were to uh, play at any given moment. Anyway, the next piece that we're going to play is in standard notation, and it's actually pretty tame compared to the other five. It's called "The Collage Two," and it was written last Thursday.

Did you pick up on that?

Hey! That's a good idea, isn't it?

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

Here's two quotes:

Knives and spikes and guns and the likes of every tool of pain...

I watched while everybody on your street would take a turn, to stomp and smash and bash and crash and slash and bust and burn!

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A true Zen saying, nothing is what I want.

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy!

Just me and you?

I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way . . .
Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?

No, ah, not yet
Ah, is this him?

Oh my goodness look at her go!

"Protest marching styrafoam"

..and in your magic go-cart, I bite your neck!

Fwah

Who gives a fuck anyway? been on a Joes kick for a while now.

King of the Plookers

maybe I should turn off my plastic megaphone and sing the last song on the album in my regular voice . . .

A-hem! Heh heh . . .

God, that was really beautiful . . .
Ha-uh . . .