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We've been out here a long time, man, I wonder if he's really . . . entertained by this


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It's gone . . .
What? Your talent for sucking?
I . . .
Never . . .LMAO :mrgreen:


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Aw, Bobby, I'm sorry your head looks like a potato. I really am.


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Where'd she go?.... Ebzen Sauce.

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ladies you can be an asshole too..

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Senator Hawkins: I would be interested to see what toys your kids ever had.
FZ: Why would you be interested?
Senator Hawkins: Just as a point of interest in this . . .
FZ: Well, come on over to the house. I'll show 'em to you . . . Really!
Senator Hawkins: I . . . I might do that.


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Rape, incest, sexual violence . . . is like sandpaper to the soul . . .
FZ: Is this private action?


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When did they come from?

f'sho


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FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?" The secret word for tonight is . . . Now, let's get serious, ladies and gentlemen, I know you came here to see really FINE performances by a really FINE modern music ensemble, conducted by a really FINE conductor. And here comes the FINE conductor now, Peter Rundel, ladies and gentlemen! And if you feel like throwing underpants onto the stage, put 'em over there.


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Did anybody dance?

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Meanwhile, the snack enters the mind of Dom DeWild.


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"They can't fix your brakes,
Ya ask 'em; 'where's my motor?'
Well it was eaten by snakes"

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"We're doing a play!"

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Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!


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This is, The Central Scruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiniser.

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A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES . . .
Get the picture?


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Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now
Mr. Ron?

No, my son!
You must go into
THE CLOSET


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What?


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And you will have



Eh?



Hey!
A lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an
Appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there
'N get you one


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Well . . . that seems simple enough . .


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Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language . . .


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German, for instance?


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That's right . . .
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)


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What's that?
What?
What's that?
What?
What's that?
What?

DUMMY UP

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Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn


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