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We've been out here a long time, man, I wonder if he's really . . . entertained by this

It's gone . . .
What? Your talent for sucking?
I . . .
Never . . .LMAO

Aw, Bobby, I'm sorry your head looks like a potato. I really am.

Where'd she go?.... Ebzen Sauce.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

ladies you can be an asshole too..

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Senator Hawkins: I would be interested to see what toys your kids ever had.
FZ: Why would you be interested?
Senator Hawkins: Just as a point of interest in this . . .
FZ: Well, come on over to the house. I'll show 'em to you . . . Really!
Senator Hawkins: I . . . I might do that.

Rape, incest, sexual violence . . . is like sandpaper to the soul . . .
FZ: Is this private action?

When did they come from?

f'sho

FZ: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you and thank you. I understand there is a sign in the audience that once again says: "What's the secret word for tonight?" The secret word for tonight is . . . Now, let's get serious, ladies and gentlemen, I know you came here to see really FINE performances by a really FINE modern music ensemble, conducted by a really FINE conductor. And here comes the FINE conductor now, Peter Rundel, ladies and gentlemen! And if you feel like throwing underpants onto the stage, put 'em over there.

Did anybody dance?

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Meanwhile, the snack enters the mind of Dom DeWild.

"They can't fix your brakes,
Ya ask 'em; 'where's my motor?'
Well it was eaten by snakes"

"We're doing a play!"

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!

This is, The Central Scruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiniser.

A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES . . .
Get the picture?

Are you telling me
I should come out of the closet now
Mr. Ron?

No, my son!
You must go into
THE CLOSET

What?

And you will have



Eh?



Hey!
A lot of fun!
That's where they all live
So if you want an
Appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there
'N get you one

Well . . . that seems simple enough . .

Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language . . .

German, for instance?

That's right . . .
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)

What's that?
What?
What's that?
What?
What's that?
What?

DUMMY UP

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Faster'n a three-peckered owl!

Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn
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