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 Post subject: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:54 am 
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Tiny bits of literary poetical pearls penned by Zappa:

Fuck all them writers with the pen in their hand
I will be more specific so they might understand
They can all kiss my ass
But because it's so grand
They best just stay away
Hey, hey, hey

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:21 am 
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looks to me like something funny is going on around here,
people laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin' entirely too much for their beer


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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:04 am 
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And if you don't know by now,
The truth of what I'm tellin' you,
Then, surely I have failed somehow—
Surely I have failed somehow
Surely I have failed somehow

And Jesus will think I'm a jerk, just like you—
If you let those TV Preachers
Make a monkey out of you!

I said:
"Jesus will think you're a jerk"
And it would be true!

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:40 am 
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I know someday I will never,
I'll never go out on the road again, oh, yeah . . .
I know someday I will never,
I ain't gonna roam the countryside
No more
I'm gonna hang up them ol' Holiday Inns, yeah
And heal my knees up,
From when I was doin' it on the floor

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 4:10 pm 
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I'll take a drive to BEVERLY HILLS
Just before dawn
An' knock the little jockeys
Off the rich people's lawn
An' before they get up
I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Before they get up
I'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn
Down in the dew

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:44 am 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Tiny bits of literary poetical pearls penned by Zappa:

Fuck all them writers with the pen in their hand
I will be more specific so they might understand
They can all kiss my ass
But because it's so grand
They best just stay away
Hey, hey, hey


That's not a poem, it's rhyming couplets and very much like a limerick. Have you ever read any poetry that doesn't involve naked teenage ladyboys.

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 11:45 am 
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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
I'll take a drive to BEVERLY HILLS
Just before dawn
An' knock the little jockeys
Off the rich people's lawn
An' before they get up
I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Before they get up
I'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn
Down in the dew


Again, not a poem dickfart.

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:08 am 
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Someone here obviously has a very shallow concept of what poetry is...

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 Post subject: Re: Zappoetry
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 7:07 pm 
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Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch,
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch,
You ugly son of a bitch,
Stick it out,
Stick out your hot curly weenie,
Stick it out,
Stick out your hot curly weenie,
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie,
Make it go fast,
In and out,
Make it go fast,
In and out,
Until it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts,
FIRE!
FIRE!

I'm not sure, but I think he did this one in iambic pentameter or something.


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