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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 3:21 am 
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There's probably tons of FZ quotes that deal with stupidity. I like this one:<br><br>Some scientists say that the major building block of the universe is hydrogen because it's the most plentiful element, but my theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity because it is more plentiful than hydrogen.<br><br>And as a comment, I also like this Albert Einstein quote:<br><br>Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.<br><br>


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:49 am 
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The chief consultant of the California Legislature's Senate Revenue and Taxation Committee is retiring after 43 years. If you think the tax code is loaded with handouts for special interests, I can assure you that there would be a helluva lot more if this guy hadn't been there for 43 years.

He used this quote at his retirement party yesterday.

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Edit: He also used a non-FZ one that was pretty funny:

People who lived in the Golden Age probably complained about how yellow everything was.

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Stupidity is fun.

I'm stupid.

I'm happy.

It's fun being stupid.

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pigs03 wrote:
Stupidity is fun.

I'm stupid.

I'm happy.

It's fun being stupid.


I'm with stupid on that one. 8)

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-"Jerry Ford is so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."
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:wink: He outlived you. You old coot.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:00 pm 
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Milton Bradley wrote:
-"Jerry Ford is so dumb, he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."
Lyndon B. Johnson

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:wink: He outlived you. You old coot.


Ford was on the Warren Commission. In fact, I do believe he is the sole remaining member of that work. Did you know, speaking of Ford bein dumb, that previous to being a Congressman from Michigan[right?], that Ford also previously had been an FBI agent and had gotten a reputation within the bureau as a trustworthy [read: Bureau Loyal] frontman . . .
I learned that from that J Edgar Hoover: The Man and His Secrets bio, by Curt Gentry . . . also very interestinf for much else . . .
Of course everyone remembers Chevy Chase, Maryland, I mean <cough> the SNL skits in the mid '70's :wink:
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Dumb All Over!

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I'd like to quote L. Ron Hoover of the First Church Of Appliantology:

"YOU'RE STUPID!!!"

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Anybody read the CAT IN THE HAT? :evil:

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