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they ad children together called tom and jones, they both became succesful chancellors to the planet on the other side of mars made from dark matter,<br><br>they were actually orange with long frizzy hair and in a certain light could look like tangerine miginoss.<br><br>some people claim to have seen them howling at the noom in the daed fo thgin no eht llih.

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—Danilo Kiš, The Encyclopedia of the Dead

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Once upon a time, there was an Engish musician names David Jones.  There were a lot of musicians named that (most notably, one in the Monkees), so he decided to give himself a stage name. One of the names he was thinking about was Tom Jones, but since that was taken, he decided to use David Bowie instead.

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