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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:37 am 
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Certain segments of the population (see Road Tapes Venue 1)

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Lies are like quicksand, soft and comfortable, but they will swallow us. Truth is like bedrock, hard and uncomfortable, but we can always stand on it


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:14 pm 
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Another day, another sausage


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:36 pm 
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Howww ya Doooin

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:34 am 
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Questions questions questions flooding into the minds of foolish young consumers today

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:45 am 
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Great googly moogly should be a part of my vocabulary but I have not figured a way to work it in yet.

Also, try using the phrase "I injured the fur trapper" while having sex.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:57 am 
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.... it's just a figment of the religious fanatics imagination - from the video: Ein Leben als Extravaganza - Das Genie Frank Zappa (1993)

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:09 pm 
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The white zone is for loading and unloading... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:32 pm 
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Location: Billy, the mountain...
Arf, arf, arf...

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true Art and Science. - Albert Einstein

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:53 am 
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VOOODNN!
I...I...I...
It's a way of life, that's right!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:16 am 
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He used to cut the grass

I usually say it when discussing someone from my childhood and the people look at me like they can't remember him having a yard service... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 12:48 pm 
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...phew

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:36 pm 
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That's the crux of the bisquit.

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:25 pm 
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If there is anybody here who doesn't believe that it is FUCKING GREAT to be alive, I wish that they'd go now


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 11:54 pm 
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You'll love it, it's a way of life

All the way, thats the way they go

Bring the band on down behind me boys

Blow your harmonica son

A week went by and now it's July

Have I ever lied to you, have I ever seen you before

If she were my daughter I'd.....

Oh fuck I think I'm gonna need a truss

Name up in lights and some custom-made tights

Where is Johnny Velvet?

Number one ain't you, you ain't even number two

The sinister midget

I could go on and on....to almost trendy proportions

Note: 98.3 % of my friends have no idea what any of this stuff means or where it comes from....and to the folks at my place of work, I'm just the crazy old guy that runs the place, so they had better not ask....or they may Wind up workin' in a gas station :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:18 am 
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F#ck you, f#ck you very much...


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:54 am 
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"What's that? Your talent for sucking?"


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:14 pm 
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Goood God...


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:57 pm 
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Raw unbridled buffoonery
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A couple of sisters to raise a few blisters
Envelopes the bathtub
A running gag about some one I know is: "He slept on Owsley's floor"
Born to suck
Fine, fine, super-fine
tengo na minchia tanta
I'm using the chicken to measure it
Good night boys & girls
Send her on home to me
Donna, ya wanna?
Frenched my fry


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:53 am 
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Not that it makes a heck of a lot of difference to ya...

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Hi boys n' girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the indian of the group.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:05 am 
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Plook wrote:
F#ck you, f#ck you very much...


This is not a Zappa-ism, but:
I used to have a t-shirt that said, "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck". I wore it proudly when I was in my twenties. I was even asked to leave a few establishments for wearing it. I got rid of it, as I had to adapt to society in order to make a living.


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:59 am 
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zu dir oder zu mir :mrgreen:

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
zu dir oder zu mir :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:20 am 
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- It's gone.

- What, your talent for sucking? Never!

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If I'm not alone... I wonder if I've been asleep?


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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
zu dir oder zu mir :mrgreen:


Yours. You'll have to pay for the plane ticket though. :wink:


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Whenever I need to grind up something in the pot, it's a job for:
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the roto-plooker...

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