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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 1:41 am 
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[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=165#179 date=05/05/05 at 09:40:17]<br>Why is he a "Rear Admiral" and not a "Front Admiral"? <br>[/quote]<br><br>Isn't that covered under the "don't ask, don't tell" policy? ;D

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Lisa: I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of its car. The Iowa farmer, whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats. The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up his--<br>Mr. Largo: Well, that's all fine and good, but Lisa, none of those unpleasant people are going to be at the recital next week.<br><br>[hr]<br>Image<br><br>[hr]<br><br>Bleeding Gums Murphy: You know, you play pretty well for someone with no real problems.<br>Lisa Simpson: Yeah, well I don't feel any better.<br>Bleeding Gums Murphy: The blues isn't about making yourself feel better, it's about making other people feel worse... and makin' a few bucks while you're at it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:03 am 
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[quote author=beeberino link=board=rant;num=1042481135;start=300#308 date=06/08/05 at 03:57:16]Having your own style isn't really something 'new'.<br>[/quote]

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[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=faq;num=1114945604;start=75#81 date=06/10/05 at 18:26:41]Thanks for helping make Mucis the Best!<br>[/quote]<br><br>Classic! ;D<br>

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I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. <br>Charles Baudelaire  <br><br><br>For the merchant, even honesty is a financial speculation. <br>Charles Baudelaire<br><br><br>Always be a poet, even in prose. <br>Charles Baudelaire  <br><br>

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[quote author=MICRODOT link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=180#190 date=10/30/05 at 00:28:32]"Man is born free, yet he is everywhere in chains" <br>[/quote]<br><br>"Man is condemned to be free."<br>J.P. Sartre.

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