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[center]"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman."<br>-Rear Admiral James R. Hogg[/center]

[quote author=Batchain115 link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=165#179 date=05/05/05 at 09:40:17]<br>Why is he a "Rear Admiral" and not a "Front Admiral"? <br>[/quote]<br><br>Isn't that covered under the "don't ask, don't tell" policy? ;D

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Faster'n a three-peckered owl!

Stuie types: shit i need a joint my typing is fucking up<br>MTF replies: it's difficult to type without joints

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

"Make your own damn movie!"<br>- Lloyd Kaufman<br><br>8)

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

Lisa: I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of its car. The Iowa farmer, whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats. The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up his--<br>Mr. Largo: Well, that's all fine and good, but Lisa, none of those unpleasant people are going to be at the recital next week.<br><br>[hr]<br><br><br>[hr]<br><br>Bleeding Gums Murphy: You know, you play pretty well for someone with no real problems.<br>Lisa Simpson: Yeah, well I don't feel any better.<br>Bleeding Gums Murphy: The blues isn't about making yourself feel better, it's about making other people feel worse... and makin' a few bucks while you're at it.

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

[quote author=beeberino link=board=rant;num=1042481135;start=300#308 date=06/08/05 at 03:57:16]Having your own style isn't really something 'new'.<br>[/quote]

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=faq;num=1114945604;start=75#81 date=06/10/05 at 18:26:41]Thanks for helping make Mucis the Best!<br>[/quote]<br><br>Classic! ;D<br>

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

"we're a virus with shoes people" bill hicks best comedian of all time

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flattened by a trucker hauling dog food

I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. <br>Charles Baudelaire  <br><br><br>For the merchant, even honesty is a financial speculation. <br>Charles Baudelaire<br><br><br>Always be a poet, even in prose. <br>Charles Baudelaire  <br><br>

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i'm totally spiritual

'The reason so many rock journalists like Elvis Costello is because most rock journalists look like Elvis Costello!'<br>David Lee Roth

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Take Care
Al Clarke

"Man is born free, yet he is everywhere in chains" <br>Jean Jacque Rosseau 1712-1778<br><br>

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Dont know much about dancin'....

[quote author=MICRODOT link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=180#190 date=10/30/05 at 00:28:32]"Man is born free, yet he is everywhere in chains" <br>[/quote]<br><br>"Man is condemned to be free."<br>J.P. Sartre.

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"The street is no longer a street, it is the highway of the world"<br><br>Sun Ra

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http://www.zappafrenzy.com

"I refuse to become what you call normal"
Lemmy Caution

"People are like pens, if they don't work, shake 'em, if they still don't work, chuck em away"<br><br>Pauline Campbell-Jones, Restart Officer, Royston Vasey.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

do not ware sandles in the snow ;D

reasons to be cheerful 1 2 3<br> ian dury.  ;D

"You can't spell woman without Wonky and Manipulative"<br>- Omaha Dave, pool shark

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

Moe Syzlak, bartender ..

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Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money

Cree Indian 1909

(Of course it's not strictly true - you can eat money, but not exclusively and not without getting a whole lotta germs.)

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Trendmonger is a waste of space.

"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Thus people haunted by the purposlessness of their lives try to find a new content not only by dedicating themselves to a holy cause but also by nursing a fanatical grievance. A mass movement offers them unlimited opportunities for both."

--Eric Hoffer from "The True Believer: Thoughts on the Nature of Mass Movements."

--Batchain

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